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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:48 pm

At least every other day. Today I said "exponential" and immediately thought "CRAP! That didn't sound right."

Do you ever do that?

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Postby Capricorndog » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:58 pm

Yes, I have used "exponential" and immediatley and thought "CRAP! That didn't sound right." In fact it seems to be happening at an exponential rate... CRAP!

Who farted?

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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:02 pm

Hoof-Hearted the corn-fed horse.

What is the farthest you've ever ridden a bicycle?

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Postby monet2u » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:05 pm

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Postby sam » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:05 pm

50 miles, for a merit badge.

What merit badge are you (or would you be) proudest of?

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Postby monet2u » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:06 pm

I haven't any badges...I only laste like 2 weeks as a girl scout....I decided it was for wusses...ROCK N ROLL \m/





do you like girl scout cookies?

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Postby roach » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:36 pm

I'm a thin mint bitch.

What did you do last weekend?

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Postby Capricorndog » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:12 pm

What didn't I do? heh, heh... I went for a walk, then i took a nap.

Rocky Road or Mocha Almond Fudge?

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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:14 pm

Busted my ass on saturday - I took a load of refuse to the dump, dropped off old furniture at the Good Samaritan, fixed up the yard and cleaned the garage.

On sunday I chilled - smoked a good cigar that night and drank some good scotch and hung out with my wife on the patio.



Do you have an unfinished project?

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Postby monet2u » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:20 pm

god I have like a ton of them...well they're not unfinished as much as they are unstarted.




how to you break the lazy/would rather be out drinking with friends cycle?

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Postby ree-ree » Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:23 pm

I eventually get worn out and try and do the healthy kick but sooner or later, I'm back at it.



Any big plans for tonight?
"Don't go to bed mad. Stay up and fight"

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Postby Rebecca » Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:37 pm

Actually yes. I am going to this charity cocktail party at the Botanical Gardens. It's called Very Vodka, and it's sponsored by Grey Goose and Whole Foods. There will be vodka cocktails and vodka-infused hors d'vors (however you spell that). Oh yeah, and Logan's jazz quartet is providing the musical entertainment. So it should be a fun night.




What's that smell?

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Postby ifihadahifi » Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:49 pm

Paint. We're putting a fresh coat on the laundry room just now.


Why do house painters wear all white? (I once asked a house painter dressed in white and even he didn't know.)

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Postby roach » Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:00 am

i had a late night talk with an old neighbor who painted about this. he had a good reason why, but then I forgot. It really did make sense. at the time.

grumble grumble grumble?

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Postby monet2u » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:03 pm

not any more, I spent yesterday with mr. grumble himself...but I decided to be more understanding and it worked! :twisted:



how many peppers can peter piper pick?


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