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What I like about myspace

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:42 am

Bulletins help you find out just how crazy the people you know are.
Okay so where does Space end?
Defeating the possibility of impossibility!
How can planets float?
Because e are in orbit
With a sun
With a galaxy
With What?
If a galaxy is so large, and the number of stars increases as it gets closer to the middle, where the gas and heat and jumble is SO strong then why cant we see our galaxy the light, the gases? And out of earth why couldnt we see it on the moon?
We can see our orbiting star we can see stars around us so why cant we see our galaxies in the middle?
`because our galaxy is a black hole and it sucks in the light.
So the light is gone
So why are we traveling outwards if our galaxy is sucking inwards?
Are we exiting orbit of our solar system? Can escaping sun heat waves and firetails show us which way we are moving in space? Could are galaxy pull in so fast (from standing still) that our sun gets whip lash? And in are we now moving outwardsare we.. or inwards? But wouldnt our planes be tossed around everywhereand out of orbit a force strong enough to throw our sun would totally blast us Planets away!
Why are our planets in a circle? Why do they go across in a valley orbit? Its like a disc rather then all vertically, horizontally and parallel and all? Well even if so howd we get spinning so perfectshouldnt our planets orbit ourselves more then the sunor start pulling fromt eh sunThey are big too!
But how is our galaxy put together? If there is nothing in space, then why dont we magnetically zoom into our galaxies black hole center? There is nothing stopping usspace is empty, therefore there is no resistance or is there?
Does it meant aht there is an outer force in space? If I can say that about our planet, sun, in our galaxythen does it apply to our galaxies? Is our galaxy in orbit with something else? If so, then which way. Can we find the center of the universe by the gases from our galaxy? Which way we are roatating and towards what can we look at nearby galaxies to understand this? To See if we are all moving towards or away from a certain pointand if so, where?

How big is space? If space is space, and space has galaxies in it, and it is considered nothing?>??? space is know as space, an empty black place. But doesnt it HAVE to end somewhere? How far does space go. When we do get tot eh end of space, then what is spaces space? What is beyond space? Nothing? But I thought space WAS nothing?> Is there something in space like not gravity not 0% gravity but (-) NEGATIVE gravity!!!!
If negative gravity was then if there was stuff in it, wouldnt I t be non-existant? Because the negatice pull of its gravity makes everything implode on itself?
Or is positive gravity pullin in like us in onto earth? And negative gravity pulling out?
If so, the negative gravity would totally soround the positive gravitywouldnt it? Then wouldnt it rip at the center? Or the tension? Or in the middle of the positive gravityshouldnt there be a GIGANTIC black hole? Because there is nothing therethere is A New pull a tear the BIG BANG!!!
But what colour is nothing who made nothing be black if black is nothingthen how does that make sense we can comprehend red as being red rather then yellow black is white and blue is green though.. even colours we can see them, so then how arent they something?!!! They exist and we can see black so then how is black NOTHING! How can you see nothing? When really it is something?

But really how can space be endless you can think endless only because you cant see the end but really it MUST be an end it cant just go on and on and on! There MUST be a boundary, a limit heh it sure has had a LONG time to travel from how ever it started but really!

So positive gravity is in a circle, pulling into the center then that means that negative gravity is around it pulling out the area inbetween negative and positive gravity there must be a tear! A wormhole? A black hole of its own but a surrounding hole?




Though God is realno doubt about that in my books MY books thats just MY opinion (just like I TOTALLY made all this theory up above).

But what if God was a normal person like me or you or us?
What if I told you that I am smarter then Einstein? Really.. he may have had a greater thinking and equasional ability then me but my knowledge is more then his I know more, and I have used more theories then him. and at such an age and still growing
But what cancels it out is this thought am I really smarter because I have more to use because he made all this stuff out of nothing
Like, the number 0 wasnt invented until the the Eastern old world discovered the Aztec they invented 0the concept of Nothing imagine how Big of an idea that must have been civilization grew SO advancedand we didnt even understand 0, it just was blank, it wasnt nothing it just didnt exist back then yet they were more advanced then the Aztec even still
And galilao or the Ancient Greeks their philosophy and mathematical ability all that stuffthere scientific analogies and all. They pulled it out of NOTHING.. how can you create something so complicated out of nothing and understand it, to even begin to know that you are onto something? The romans didnt even know multiplication! It seems like a toy to use now because it just IS but imagine without it! We take it all for granted the amazing thing is how they were able to pull these theories and equations and all out of nowhere, and then be able to proovee them, and back it up.
Or if it was wrong they could correct it, and still be on the same track!

So did you know that the human race keeps doubling our brain capacityour learning capabilities it is something like in the next 40 years we will know TWICE as much about everything as we do right now (just think of the inventions and knowledge from 1901to even 1960 to 1985, to NOW think of how computers have evolved! Manor Ipods!)
Our knowledge doublesin fourty years.,.. but since we get better know more we can do things faster now and now the time is cut into 20 years until our knowledge doubles again. So in 60 years we will know 4 times as much as we do now so then in 70 years we will know 8 times as much and so once we get on this track. Our time of doubling our knowledge speeds up40 years, double20 years double.10 years double5 years double2 and a half years double 1 ¼ double down to months down to weeks, down to days down to hours down to seconds
Think about aliens and how they are advanced this could seriously happen to us in the next 100 to 300 years or more, but Im just philosophyingif you dig me
So what I mean is what if god was Me but in the near future?
What if one of my grade 7 science fair experiments was creating my own civilization my own universe my own race just smaller? To fit in a jar

Our universe is in a jar!!!! Why not? It could happen it could be that everything just goes on and on.
There might be no end! To how many times things repeat themselves once we get to a certain point of knowledge
Its like taking a picture of a mirror looking into a mirror all you see is a TRILLION reflections going into eachother maybe that is how many times we have accomplished ourselves????

Maybe it is like how they say on futurama? We get so advanced that we dont even need a body anymore, that we are just plasma gas and knowledgewith nothing else?

Whooooo knows. Do comment tho.
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Postby brine » Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:11 am

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Wow, that must be some serious indo.

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Postby Steveums » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:04 pm

I understand shit all about physics so I'm just going to MAKE IT UP AND BLOW YOUR MIND

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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:02 pm

SUBJECT: Evolution!!!
Man... I've thought about this SOOO much. I think of so much stuff, because I like doing it. I love science, yet I hate science class... being forced to KNOW something isn't the way to understand something. But...like it is...but I mean more for New things... to discover something... to understand something that is totally unknown...or unheard of, or uncertain...or that
I like to know about something... but let my mind run free... Imagination... just, bah.

But evolution... here is something
Darwin... came up with the theory of evolution a long time ago... his theory is that we used to be apes...that birds used to be raptors... that all lifeform has Evolved from something as much as a germ,... or bug... or whatever...way Millions of years ago
You know... I believe him.
Look at apes, who doesn't see the connections!!!~??? But why Is it so impossible for people to understand how with Every newborn child, a new thing is created in them that is different from the rest? I was born with hirshprongs disease... were u? no... now I don't have a larger intestine... who knows.. maybe my children wont?!!! I don't like to think that my children (when I have some... if I do) that they have the same defects that I ahve... but that is how 'I' believe evolution works... something isn't needed anymore... so it is taken out of the concept (I don't have a large intestine... I'm working just Fine! - nature took it out of my equation in life...)

Then my friends... and catholics... or most... they argue at me...
Sure, I believe in God... I Do... they say that in the scriptures that God created all of everything in 6 days or something... "10,000" Years Ago!....!!!!!
Come on...I believe in him and all... I believe in a whole lot of things
But evolution... Man

I asked my teachers... Mrs. Kay (my science teacher)... Mr. Moir (my tech teacher)... but they told me they couldn't tell me... that they would be fired for spreading of false knoledge... that it's not in the coriculum (how ever its spelled)...

There is something called Darwinism... its the banment of speaking about evolution... People in history have been sent to jail...tortured to give upt heir belief!... they were even KILLED!... It really isn't talked about in school...
It seems like it is a coverup!
Not really...but its just because scientists dont know... they don't have proof... its a guess... its all just mumbojumbo because they can't build it up enough... cause ALL science itself is ruined....
take '1' thing out of the spectrum... find something new... and it throws ALL that we know so far out of wake!

But thats not stopping me
I let my mind rome, and I came up with my own idea.

Evolution DOES exist
God (for me) DOES exist

I decided to put 1 and 2 together
sure, god created everything 10,000 years ago
But God... he's so magnificient... he wouldn't give us the answers like That
It is basiaclly like giving us the answer to life.
Then we would KNOW that God is real, if it all did come together 10,000 years ago... I believe Life is just his test...
Everything behind him is shrowded in mystery... SO is this...

So EVOLUTION + GOD + 10,000 year .... ""+"" HIstory

God is SO special. Do u know how compliucated it is... think about '1' cell... think about '1' leaf.... think about ALL the grains of sand int eh world...the physics behind everything... THINK... Just THINK... use ur mind and then think...hmm... boy, jsut thinking itsself is Such an amazement... scientists... Can they even explain how it is...?

So let us just say that god created the world 10,000 years ago... but he didn't stop there. No, he wanted mankind to have acomplishments that go far before that.
So God not only created everything Then and NOW... but he also created stuff to Lead up to it.
God created a FAKE history that sets up to BEGIN HISTORY!
Begin for 10,000 years ago!

Why not... - why not... that is just what I believe.

The dinosaurs were here 100,000,000 years ago... roughly 999,990,000 years before Life
God created the dinosaurs to keep us imagining... maybe to give us Answers
answers to things we didn't notice we were achieving... or answers to things we haven't even come up with yet...

I don't know... but this is why I find science FASINATING!
I love thinkng... just on my own... not being forced... this was all just for fun... and I find its an accomplishment itsself...

Meh... tell me YOUR thoughts... Please do... I'd Really enjoy reading what you all have to say...
hope you enjoyed reading this novel of theory... of mine.
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Postby kip » Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:19 pm

Uh...too much words...me get dizzy..

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Postby rockfan » Fri May 05, 2006 6:31 am

Bulletins are OK, surveys are where the crazys are!

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Postby Dogatron » Sat May 06, 2006 1:37 am

I like how it's owned by rupert murdoch...it's great because all my favourite movies/bands/heroes can be stored on a database along with everyone elses and if one of my favourites, say, the postal service - such great heights is one of the most played songs on people's song lists then it would be really rad if Herr Murdoch's merry men capitalised on this and maybe even put it in a, hmmmm, 'such great heights' would be a fantastic slogan for an airline company or a holiday company...man, I'll be such a happy consumer...it'll be like straight home from work and from 5:30 until I go to bed at 11 I'll be kicked in the cunt with constant hits of pleasure...no more shitty elevator background music on my car/banking/beer commercials anymore please! I turn on the simpsons and bang! the first advert is the spork's smash hit single from their fraggle album "Colgate is a man's best friend"...not a very subtle title but the hooks pirro wrote into it are amazing and I've never bought Aquafresh since seeing all the hawt choir girls smile with their big shiny american teeth...makes me very self conscious about my fucked up british ones but hey, I smiled anyway...then about an hour later I saw an advert for PowerGen using the Lip's Yeah Yeah Yeah song and it showed all people doing "what they'd do with all their power"...the guy that came up with choosing that song is a genius because before I just thought power companies were just this boring thing out of mind all providing the same service but now I'm convinced powergen is different...radical/revolutionary/youthful/hip you know, like the song...oh then...AMAZING...you'll never believe it...they had an advert for MasterCard where actually digitally brought kurt cobain back from the dead and somehow managed to have him say his whole "my life, my card" thing...it was pure art and creative wizardry...the guys who made it really put their souls into it and while I'm not hopping straight over to the bank to fill in my application form yet I think mastercard will definitely be a contender if I do get a credit card...what's "A P R?" is it better to have higher or lower? oh who cares, it's just like free money anyway and there's always the sexy carol vorderman's fronted Debt Consolidation company ready to bail me out if I spend too much on the much needed conservatory...she's good at Countdown and sudoku so there's no worries there...anyway, ramble ramble

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