Behold the athiest's nightmare!

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Behold the athiest's nightmare!

Postby ifihadahifi » Thu May 04, 2006 1:36 pm

Suck on this disbelievers!!! The banana totally pwned yo ass!!!

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Postby ree-ree » Thu May 04, 2006 2:46 pm

And it's full of potassium!


Excuse me, I need to go eat a banana (and no, I don't mean THAT!)
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hahah

Postby I am BC » Thu May 04, 2006 3:27 pm

hahaha That show is called Way of the Master...That is actually Kirk Cameron on the right

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Postby ERock » Thu May 04, 2006 3:55 pm

hahaha That show is called Way of the Master...That is actually Kirk Cameron on the right
I thought was him.

I see his show from time to time (i don't have cable) and I saw him give the WEAKEST argument for intelligent deisgn. it was so bad i don't even remember it.

doesn't he have like 20 kids to his wife which was his grilfriend on gorwing pains?

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Postby Steveums » Thu May 04, 2006 5:11 pm

oh shit. better run down to church, start atoneing for my sins.




PS: Why does he care that the banana has a pointed top for ease of entry. WHAT SICK THINGS IS HE DOING WITH THAT POOR FRUIT?

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Postby Rebecca » Thu May 04, 2006 5:14 pm

If anything, those arguments support evolution.

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Postby Steveums » Thu May 04, 2006 5:24 pm

If anything, those arguments support evolution.

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banana plant mutates; develops defect that makes it easier for a monkey to eat.
lots of monkeys eat the bananas from the banana plant
lots of seeds from mutated banana plant spread about due to high monkey consumption
new, successful mutant banana plants grow
these mutant plants are more popular than the old plants
old plants are outcompeted and die out
repeat.

(just putting it in context :))

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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu May 04, 2006 5:41 pm

Dang. You got a good point.
Guess I got to go with the big guns now.

Kent Hovind, y'all!!!

Oh snap!

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Postby ERock » Thu May 04, 2006 5:48 pm

Dang. You got a good point.
Guess I got to go with the big guns now.

Kent Hovind, y'all!!!

Oh snap!
oh crap thaty was what i watched. very weak

yea i was bored

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Postby ree-ree » Thu May 04, 2006 6:00 pm

hahaha That show is called Way of the Master...That is actually Kirk Cameron on the right
GET OUT! Now I have to watch it again.
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Re: Behold the athiest's nightmare!

Postby James » Thu May 04, 2006 7:13 pm

Suck on this disbelievers!!! The banana totally pwned yo ass!!!
Oh, I'm so pwned....
pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1

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Postby sam » Thu May 04, 2006 9:36 pm

I see his show from time to time (i don't have cable) and I saw him give the WEAKEST argument for intelligent deisgn. it was so bad i don't even remember it.
So, you're saying this banana thing isn't the weakest argument there is?

With idiots like this on his side, it's no wonder the big guy doesn't show his face around here anymore.

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Postby Irock » Thu May 04, 2006 10:25 pm

Dang. You got a good point.
Guess I got to go with the big guns now.

Kent Hovind, y'all!!!

Oh snap!
He lost me at "the study of hidden animals."

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Postby brine » Thu May 04, 2006 11:34 pm

I found it quite humorous.
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Postby aquaphase » Thu May 04, 2006 11:50 pm

I haven't watched it, but, in all actuality, bananas are easier to eat upside-down. Yuppers, grab the "non-stem" end and pinch. That yellow mutha-fucka will peel right away. Take that Kod!
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