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If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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So....

Postby mr_j » Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:29 pm

...I wonder what Roy's up to these days? pedals1
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:36 pm

Nigga !! DELICOUS FLOUR BASED GOODS GRUMPYOLDNOUN
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Postby sandrapowers » Mon May 01, 2006 12:00 am

and suddenly he will post out of nowhere!!!!!

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Postby Phyllis » Mon May 01, 2006 12:26 am

GRUMPYOLDNOUN
that is the best thing ever.
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Mon May 01, 2006 1:22 am

GRUMPYOLDNOUN
that is the best thing ever.
Thanks ! I am going to name one of my horses after you !!! COME BY MY FARM SOME TIME GRUMPYOLDRAPE
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Postby brine » Mon May 01, 2006 2:38 am

maybe he actually almost died this time.
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Mon May 01, 2006 3:40 am

guys i have some bad news

our dear friend roy left us today when he was on the roof of his barn and slipped and fell !! and then was hit by lightning on the way down , while his grumpyoldwife was riding the grumpyoldtractor and ran it over him !!! and then his son shot him with a twelve-gauge at point-blank range !!

but at the funeral , they heard a knocking , COMING FROM INSIDE THE CASKET !! AND HE WAS ALIVE !!
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Postby Phyllis » Mon May 01, 2006 11:55 am

TOUGH AS NAILS .

AM I RITE ?
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Postby Dalya » Mon May 01, 2006 4:38 pm

maybe grumpy old roy is really roy ivy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby kip » Mon May 01, 2006 4:41 pm

I had left the spork by the time all this Roy stuff went down...somebody please clue me in as to this "Roy/Starman" thing...

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Postby mr_j » Mon May 01, 2006 5:46 pm

I had left the spork by the time all this Roy stuff went down...somebody please clue me in as to this "Roy/Starman" thing...
grumpyoldman was a grumpyoldhoax by a grumpyoldpsychopath who apparently pulled a grumpyoldlong-con on the grumpyoldforum.
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Postby Brightside » Mon May 01, 2006 7:48 pm

I missed all this too (although Jackie filled me in on some of the details before we left San Francisco). So was anything he said actually true?

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Postby ifihadahifi » Mon May 01, 2006 9:21 pm

So was anything he said actually true?
We'll never know. But I'm willing to say I don't believe anything he said.

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Postby mr_j » Mon May 01, 2006 9:23 pm

I missed all this too (although Jackie filled me in on some of the details before we left San Francisco). So was anything he said actually true?
personally, i think everything he said was a lie, including 'and' and 'the.'
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Postby katie » Mon May 01, 2006 10:33 pm

i always thought it was weird that roy and starman had the exact same weird way of typing.
dread stuff

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