honest, substantial people

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Postby Sybil » Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:00 pm

I'm Episcopalian - we've always thought of it as "Catholic Lite" - same religion, half the guilt.

We've even got candles & incense & those pretty lacey things to wear on your head. No confession required.

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Postby Tyler » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:03 pm

I'm Episcopalian - we've always thought of it as "Catholic Lite" - same religion, half the guilt.

We've even got candles & incense & those pretty lacey things to wear on your head. No confession required.

Sybil
Yeah, man! Whiskeypalian's the way to go.

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Postby jbfromoc » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:26 pm

I'm Episcopalian - we've always thought of it as "Catholic Lite" - same religion, half the guilt.
So true. And I love Robin Williams' top ten reasons for being an Episcopalian:

10. No snake handling.

9. You can believe in dinosaurs.

8. Male and female, God created them; male and female, we ordain them.

7. You don't have to check your brains at the door.

6. Pew aerobics.

5. Church year is color coded!

4. Free wine on Sunday.

3. All of the pageantry, none of the guilt.

2. You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized.

And the number one reason for being an Episcopalian:

1. No matter what you believe, there's bound to be at least one other Episcopalian who agrees with you.
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Postby Irock » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:52 pm

I finally figured out what the phrase, "honest, substantial people" reminded me of.
Almost Famous, when Frances McDormond's carachter talks to Billy Crudup's character. It's such a great speech; it ends:
"Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid." Goethe said that. It's not too late for you to become a person of substance, Russell.

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Postby roach » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:21 pm

I finally figured out what the phrase, "honest, substantial people" reminded me of.
Almost Famous, when Frances McDormond's carachter talks to Billy Crudup's character. It's such a great speech; it ends:
"Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid." Goethe said that. It's not too late for you to become a person of substance, Russell.
I have a thing for frances mcdormond. she's sexy.

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Postby sam » Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:53 pm

I have a thing for frances mcdormond. she's sexy.
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Postby roach » Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:01 am

I have a thing for frances mcdormond. she's sexy.
Sexiest pregnant sheriff ever.
she was pregnant!! that means she totally puts out! ! !

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Postby Dalya » Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:11 am

i stole it from almost famous sort of. ive been thinking about that movie a lot lately. i love the mother and i love the guy who plays the lead singer. cant remember his name. the guy on my name is earl. hes hilarious.
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Postby Tyler » Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:36 am

jason lee.
I'm lactose intolerant, so I eat my cereal with a fork. --Mitch Hedberg

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Postby froggorino » Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:24 am

i stole it from almost famous sort of. ive been thinking about that movie a lot lately. i love the mother and i love the guy who plays the lead singer. cant remember his name. the guy on my name is earl. hes hilarious.
yeah. i thought he was a babe, too. hilarious and a babe. ain't nothin wrong with that samwich.

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Postby katie » Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:14 am

yeah. i thought he was a babe, too. hilarious and a babe. ain't nothin wrong with that samwich.
love. him.

his kid is pilot inspektor, after a grandaddy song. so wikipedia tells me.
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Postby Irock » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:46 pm

Billy Crudup was my Almost Famous boyfriend til Earl came out. Now Jason Lee is my favorite.

As for Frances McDormand, she's awesome (AND she's in Wonder Boys, which I suggested to all you Netflixers) but Julianne Moore is hotter.

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Postby sam » Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:55 pm

Billy Crudup was my Almost Famous boyfriend til Earl came out. Now Jason Lee is my favorite.

As for Frances McDormand, she's awesome (AND she's in Wonder Boys, which I suggested to all you Netflixers) but Julianne Moore is hotter.
If you mean Big Lebowski, "Some people say my work is vaginal", Julianne Moore, then hell yes she is.


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