how is it that...

[aquaphase]

are we enemies again?

awww, how could i possibly hate you, princess?

are you fucking hitting on my sister?!?!?!!?!?!

We are sooooo gonna rumble at the tree.

[Dalya]

thats the second time somebody's called me princess this weekend. odd.

[mr_j]

are you fucking hitting on my sister?!?!?!!?!?!

We are sooooo gonna rumble at the tree.

hmm...
let's see....

if i say 'yes,' you're going to pound me for hitting on your sister.
if i say 'no,' you're going to pound me for NOT hitting on your sister, which is even more of an insult

hmm..
so i take the fifth.
but i know that's not going to get me totally out of the doghouse
so i'll leave a fifth, and hopes that you'll understand i was simply flattering your lovely sister.

[aquaphase]

OK, here's the deal. I'm gonna have to punch you in the neck, but I'm also gonna take your liquor. No hard feelings, but Mom needs her drinky-drink.

[froggorino]

OK, here's the deal. I'm gonna have to punch you in the neck, but I'm also gonna take your liquor. No hard feelings, but Mom needs her drinky-drink.

I NEVER CAPITALIZE BECAUSE I CAN'T TYPE VERY WELL. at all.

[froggorino]

OK, here's the deal. I'm gonna have to punch you in the neck, but I'm also gonna take your liquor. No hard feelings, but Mom needs her drinky-drink.

I NEVER CAPITALIZE BECAUSE I CAN'T TYPE VERY WELL. at all.

[mr_j]

OK, here's the deal. I'm gonna have to punch you in the neck, but I'm also gonna take your liquor. No hard feelings, but Mom needs her drinky-drink.

your mom? she's a real nice gal. tell her i said hello

[Irock]

Some of Rick Moody's short stories are writen with no commas or periods no punctuation of the sort that searates ideas at all and it's really exhausting for me to read because the sentence just goes on and on and it builds this weird level of anticipation and I start to actually hold my breath because reading is sort of like speaking like speaking in your mind to youself like reading yourself a story

Se what I mean? It made me sort of hate his stuff but then I found out he wrote The Ice Storm, and I loved that movie... so I'm undecided.

My biggest punctuation peeve is when apostrophies are used to indicate the plural; like "TIRE'S." Unless a guy named Tire owns the joint, that's just wrong. But often when I see that, it's next to a, "se habla espanol" sign so I think it's partially a non-native speaker problem.

[froggorino]

i don't know what i did up above. quoted the wrong thing, screamed, and posted it twice. then i went to try to delete and i am too distracted to figure it out right now. in any case, do please pardon.

love, froggy

[jbfromoc]

...someone can know both the definition of and the correct context useage for difficult words like "sardonic," "catharsis," and "macabre," yet canNOT grasp the basic rules for deciding between "your" and "you're," "its" and "it's," and, perhaps most disturbingly, "one" and "won"?

peopel on teh interweb scare me sometimes....

"yeah... its two bad that your not as smart as the won and only mr_j."

(How's that for being sardonic?)

[aquaphase]

"yeah... its two bad that your not as smart as the won and only mr_j."

(How's that for being sardonic?)

being an ass just for the sake of being an ass pisses me off. fucking quit it.

[brine]

you better be careful, there's actually active moderators here. Seriously. He does stuff.

[monet2u]

ban lock delete

OH YEAH

[Dalya]

mom needs to get laid too. think she'd like j if we got him all fucked up first?