This is so phallic
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Re: This is so phallic
Ew.
A woman in my office who had weight loss surgery had been drinking these for weeks before someone pointed out to her how phallic they were:
That's right folks, it's a PROTEIN SHOT. Her favorite flavor is vanilla. We had a lot of fun with that one.
ETA: Ew, and I just noticed how the lightning graphic kinda makes it look veiny.
A woman in my office who had weight loss surgery had been drinking these for weeks before someone pointed out to her how phallic they were:
That's right folks, it's a PROTEIN SHOT. Her favorite flavor is vanilla. We had a lot of fun with that one.
ETA: Ew, and I just noticed how the lightning graphic kinda makes it look veiny.
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Re: This is so phallic
I like how it's ribbed, for yr banana eating pleasure...Banana armor
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oh my that's pretty funny
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I have to wait until I get home to get permission from Bon to tell a story about something that was banana flavored/scented.
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oh lol. if she won't let you tell, we're all going to make up stories that are WAY worse.I have to wait until I get home to get permission from Bon to tell a story about something that was banana flavored/scented.
dread stuff
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I already haveoh lol. if she won't let you tell, we're all going to make up stories that are WAY worse.I have to wait until I get home to get permission from Bon to tell a story about something that was banana flavored/scented.
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HA! someone gave me a banana sling erm carrier the other day. However, since I was carrying the smallest purse I own, I asked them to carry it for me and then forgot to get it later. *le sigh* Now my bananas will be bruised and mushy. 
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...and you'll have nothing to masturbate with!HA! someone gave me a banana sling erm carrier the other day. However, since I was carrying the smallest purse I own, I asked them to carry it for me and then forgot to get it later. *le sigh* Now my bananas will be bruised and mushy.
dread stuff
NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY
[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.
NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY
[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.
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HAHAHA
that's the least of my worries. I hate when my bananas get those brown marks and become mushy!
that's the least of my worries. I hate when my bananas get those brown marks and become mushy!
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