i got into a really violent argument with a friend over her, and i quote
lady gaga has excerpts from the first letter of rainer maria rilke's 'letters to a young poet' tattoed on her left underarm. and she wears nude dresses made of latex. and she plays the piano with her high heels. and she can really, really sing. and she, like rilke, abhors irony and doesn't use it in her creative efforts. you wish you could be her and that's why you don't like her.
i truly wish i could write something with the subtlety, deep philosophical underpinnings and emotional yearning of 'just dance.' my creative efforts seem to lack the punch of a sharp bob haircut and fireworks shooting out of my chestpiece. maybe i will wear tighter clothes and get a david sedaris tattoo.
that girl used to be a dude y'all
then she deleted me from facebookshe doesn't use sarcasm in her work either, it's as ineffective as irony at supporting an argument.

fuck that noise, man, irony and sarcasm are not things you can opt out of. i'm gonna explode you with my mind, lady gaga.