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Postby NerfHerder » Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:38 pm

Duke Douche the III, what are you doing here?

Really, it's hard to improve on the cheddary cheddar that is most commonly associated with Mac 'n Cheese.
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Postby sam » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:30 pm

...Steak is better...
If you wrap a steak in bacon, it makes it a better steak, so I'm not buying this one. Steak is like bacon slowed down and de-intensified, allowing you to experience it more fully. But the source of the goodness is still bacon.
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Postby eebs » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:12 pm

bacon sarnie. mmmm. with some tommie sauce. :P drool
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Postby mr_j » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:18 pm

bacon sarnie. mmmm. with some tommie sauce. :P drool
sorry, i don't speak British. :roll: what is that? :)
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Postby eebs » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:27 pm

it is the first thing we'll cook you when you come to england.

big slab of crusty white bread, buttered.

cook up some bacon (english style back bacon not american streaky stuff)

put bacon onto bread. watch butter melt. add tomato sauce. create sandwich with second piece of bread.

eat and ask for more sir. cos it's that tasty.
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Postby jedistardust » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:18 pm

Nope no Spam either. :p gross

And Kevin Bacon frightens me. And my roommate actually. But his brother teaches at my school!

edit: my roommate doesn't frighten me, Kevin Bacon *also* frightens her.
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Postby ERock » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:37 pm

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But his brother teaches at my school!

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there is our 6 degrees right there!
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:50 pm

So it's settled. jedistardust has a Bacon Number of 2. Just like Bowie! How about that?
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Postby monet2u » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:12 pm

I like bacon...english or american stylee...mmmm good.

The last bacon sarnie I ate was in London...good eats, oh yes.
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Postby Sybil » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:26 pm

Steak is better. Or bananas. Or broccoli. Or whiskey.
I'm glad to see you've included all the basic food groups for a balanced diet.

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Postby Dutch » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:08 am

more exotic cheeses than the bland "missionary-position" cheddar cheeses.
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Postby Phyllis » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:36 am

RAW BACON.
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Postby brine » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:57 am

...Steak is better...
If you wrap a steak in bacon, it makes it a better steak, so I'm not buying this one. Steak is like bacon slowed down and de-intensified, allowing you to experience it more fully. But the source of the goodness is still bacon.
OMG MOTHER BUYS THOSE SOMETIMES.

They're little round filet mignon and chicken circles, with bacon wrapped around the sides of it.
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Postby Dutch » Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:39 am

Although bacon can be mighty tasty... wrapped around shcrimps... or filet mingon.
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Postby eebs » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:33 am

i need to change these lenses, i thought that said filet klingon.

we got up early and went shopping for bacon and tiger rolls... :D
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