I'm So EXCITED!!!!!!

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Re: I'm So EXCITED!!!!!!

Postby aquaphase » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:56 pm

today one black man will do something the rest could only rap about

what, get a job? pedals1

First off, I'm seriously disturbed that adding an emoticon after being called out on it was your way of dealing with your comment J. I realize that a certain degree of lashing out happened while I was out of town, but pull what I perceive as overtly racist bullshit again and I won't hesitate to pull out the ban-hammer. I just don't know you well enough personally to know the difference.

Second, I've been an Obama supporter for a long long time, but I had mostly ambivalent feelings towards the Republican machine until we travelled to Florida. Ten days of nonstop political ads, over 80% personally attacking the various Democratic candidates really soured me. Hell, by day four I was begging for an Abilify ad or even something from the feminie hygene genre. Seriously, November 3rd consisted of the Jeremiah Wright ad being run back-to-back-to-back and then back to the program. The machine needs fixing.
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Re: I'm So EXCITED!!!!!!

Postby sam » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:58 pm

This might be the joke you're searching for:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_br ... en_nations

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Re: I'm So EXCITED!!!!!!

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:09 pm

the one thing i wish i saw was an attack ad coming out and saying what a shitty pilot john mccain was

then accusing him of being a secret agent for the vietnamese
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Re: I'm So EXCITED!!!!!!

Postby mere1975 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:53 pm

So. . . today at lunch, a coworker was talking about a documentary she saw on Purity Balls. One of the "fallen angels" profiled followed all of her church's purity edicts, but "by mistake" had sex with her boyfriend when she was 17. They repented, but it just kept accidentally happening. Then she accidentally got pregnant and her parents forced her to get engaged.

I said, "Wait -- I know -- was the girl Bristol Palin?"

*pause for reaction from friends at the table*

*no reaction*

*no reaction*

Too soon? Seriously?!!

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Re: I'm So EXCITED!!!!!!

Postby roach » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:04 pm

So. . . today at lunch, a coworker was talking about a documentary she saw on Purity Balls. One of the "fallen angels" profiled followed all of her church's purity edicts, but "by mistake" had sex with her boyfriend when she was 17. They repented, but it just kept accidentally happening. Then she accidentally got pregnant and her parents forced her to get engaged.

I said, "Wait -- I know -- was the girl Bristol Palin?"

*pause for reaction from friends at the table*

*no reaction*

*no reaction*

Too soon? Seriously?!!

- Mere "talk about the turd in the punch bowl" 1975

haha you rule!
hey, at least she didn't accidentally have that abortion.


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Re: I'm So EXCITED!!!!!!

Postby monet2u » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:17 pm

good one Mere! I love a double standard...oh yes I do!


oh and yeah I'm totally going to DC for the Inauguration! I'm super trying to get an actual ticket for one of the events thru my congress people but barring that, I plan to just show up and see if I can scam into an event and barring that I'll pour into the streets with the other schlubbas. But I'm a going! :D


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