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Tassels!

Postby NerfHerder » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:50 pm

At my high school graduation, we moved the tassels on our motor boards from the left to the right side. At college graduation, we went the opposite way. WHAT. Who is retarded? Did you move yours from from to back? Make it stick straight up? I feel as a college graduate I had better know all this stuff or 0 newspapers will hire me.
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Postby aquaphase » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:56 pm

Before you actually graduate the tassel should hang on the right side and after declared commencement is over flip it to the left.
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Postby NerfHerder » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:16 pm

I figured.

My country bumpkin high school screwed it up again! GO DAWGS!
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Postby monet2u » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:30 pm

hey, you should have used glue...then they wouldn't have moved at all.

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Postby Phyllis » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:39 pm

that kind of implies that after college graduation you're right back where you started.
that's purty dumb.
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Postby mere1975 » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:43 pm

(Is this your way of announcing your graduation from universitayyy?)

WAY TO GO, Nerf! Man, four years have just flown past I guess.

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Postby Dalya » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:11 am

that kind of implies that after college graduation you're right back where you started.
that's purty dumb.
and yet true. you just blew my mind, little lady.
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Postby Phyllis » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:15 am

i try.
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Re: Tassels!

Postby roach » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:59 am

At my high school graduation, we moved the tassels on our motor boards from the left to the right side. At college graduation, we went the opposite way. WHAT. Who is retarded? Did you move yours from from to back? Make it stick straight up? I feel as a college graduate I had better know all this stuff or 0 newspapers will hire me.
maybe you were too stoned at your hs graduation to remember?

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Postby Irock » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:35 pm

I had to look up my grad photos because I didn't remember. We did it right, at least when I graduated from fake (read: jr) college.

Good job graduatin, woo hoo!
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