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Postby squeezle » Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:11 pm

"Sussie" - is a small gift for no reason.... my aunt come up with that


do you take vitamins? what kinds?
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Postby Irock » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:49 pm

I take calcium, which is technically a mineral and not a vitamin... I used to take a plain ole multivitamin but you have to take the calcium twice a day, and not within three hours of anything else you're taking, and I have to take Thyroid too, so I cut out the multivitamin, it's just way too complicated for a person under 80 to be thinking that much about pills.

When was your last haircut?

Oooh, alternate question:
If you were gonna set up a ranch where you ran a religious cult that married 14 and 15 year old girls off to crusty old men en masse, do you think it would be wise to maybe consider whether the state you were moving too 1. loooooved giving people the death penalty, and 2. had a penchant for burning down religious compounds?

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Postby katie » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:47 am

last haircut was... april of last year? haven't brushed it since july 4, 2007.

and, to the alternate question: yes, i believe that would be wise.

what band can you currently not get enough of?
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:44 pm

I seem to work in a little Radiohead every day.
There are a few MGMT tracks I keep going back too. I'll probably wear them out soon.

Wanna come over and see my junk?

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Postby katie » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:26 pm

no, and i bet bon would not be happy to know you're offering your junk on the interweb.

what is the most adventurous thing you've ever done?
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.

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Postby Dogatron » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:30 pm


Wanna come over and see my junk?

hi-garagesale-fi

put it in my trunk.


what is your favourite kind of nut?
The best things in life are truely free
Singing birds and laughing bees
You got me wrongs says he
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Postby mere1975 » Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:44 pm

To Katie -- I peed in a whorehouse once.

To Michael -- Almonds.


What is Turkish delight, exactly?

- Mere "they ate it in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, but I didn't know what it was back then and I am too lazy to look it up now" 1975

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Postby roach » Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:54 pm

appears to be an confection.

what do you do best?

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Postby monet2u » Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:06 pm

offer advice.


(and mere turkish delight is lovely, it's a firm jellied square of rose or some other fragrant scent then dusted with powdered sugar/starch to keep from being sticky).


what's your fave sweet?

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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:37 pm

Ice cream!!!


What's your most impressive knot that you can tie?

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Postby mere1975 » Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:45 pm

A balloon knot.

What do you think of George Takei?

- Mere "one of my favorite celebrities of all time, tbh" 1975

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Postby roach » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:58 pm

I think he's pretty neat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51YkIj5c-0E[/youtube]

did you see him on the roast of billy shatner?

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Postby mere1975 » Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:42 pm

Yes, he killed. The only line I remember, though, was, "After 30 years, you still say my last name wrong. It's 'ta-Kay'. . . as in, 'toupee!'"

Have you ever attended a crawfish boil?

- Mere "mmm, I ate all the mushrooms, celery, corn, shrimp and even a few tails last night" 1975

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Postby Irock » Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:19 pm

Yes, in the long ago days of my meat-eating I went to a real live crawfish boil with real live Cajuns in NOLA. It was yum, but an awful lot of work really...

Is it at all surprising that at this point I can't actually think of any questions to ask that aren't at least a little related to weddings?
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Postby mere1975 » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:15 pm

Not to me, but I guess it is a little funny that cake icing, kick pleats, vows and adorable stamps have broken through your more-cynical-than-average-girl exterior! I blame the boy.


Hey Americans, have you filed your taxes yet?

- Mere "today is one whole day early" 1975

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