the inevitable rise and fall of hugh jass

[Phyllis]

i made a snow man. his name was hugh jass. we were best friends forever and ever and ever and ever.



but then some shitheads knocked it down and i saw them and i ran outside and said

"hey mothafucker why'd you knock my snowman down"

and he said, "dur it was an accident"

and i said "bitch plz i saw you"

and then i went back inside and was very sad that hugh jass was no longer with us. ;(((((

[Irock]

AAw I'm sorry. You should be glad that Hugh had such a good run though, I'd kill a snowman for a hat like that!

[aquaphase]

nevar forget

[katie]

who made you that awesome hat and where did the cupcake go?!

ka"rip hugh"tie

[NerfHerder]

Never thought I'd see the day!

Holy lord almighty you shoulda pegged the kids with snowballs. That's what the stuff is good for; you're always armed in winter.



(Is that how you use a semicolon? Oh lordy.)

[Jan]

Life sure is tough in the hood...

[Sybil]

Holy lord almighty you shoulda pegged the kids with snowballs. That's what the stuff is good for; you're always armed in winter.

(Is that how you use a semicolon? Oh lordy.)

Well, I went running out cursing the little hoodlums too, and they ran away. I guess the f-bombs scared them.

Excellent use of the semicolon, a much maligned and abused punctuation mark.

Sybil

p.s. later in the afternoon, a small child and parent (gender impossible to determine under all the winter apparel) came by and tried to resurrect poor Hugh. It was very cute.

[Phyllis]

who made you that awesome hat and where did the cupcake go?!

ka"rip hugh"tie

the cupcake is on the side of my head. it got moved around a little when i was building hugh.

Never thought I'd see the day!

Holy lord almighty you shoulda pegged the kids with snowballs. That's what the stuff is good for; you're always armed in winter.



(Is that how you use a semicolon? Oh lordy.)

OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE BRAWL YET?!?!?!

[mere1975]

But it raises the question -- is it better to go out in a blaze of glory or melt away slowly?

Those hoods should not have incurred the wrath of Sybil & Phyllis. I bet they had nightmares!

- Mere "Hugh was really cute" 1975

[aquaphase]

But it raises the question -- is it better to go out in a blaze of glory or melt away slowly?

Those hoods should not have incurred the wrath of Sybil & Phyllis. I bet they had nightmares!

- Mere "Hugh was really cute" 1975

Hoods?!?!?! Who says that? What are you 90 or somethin' ?

[mere1975]

Life sure is tough in the hood...

Well, I went running out cursing the little hoodlums too, and they ran away.

I dunno. I think I was influenced by the mention of The Hood and Hoodlums earlier in this thread.

- Mere "at least I didn't say 'hoodrats' like an anonymous coworker wrote on a survey here, referring to our coworkers in the call center" 1975

[Phyllis]

OHGOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME HUGHY?!?!?!

MORE AWESOME PICTURES:


and yes those are york peppermint patties for the eyes





but i suppose it would have been more painful to watch him slowly melt away. oh well at least i have a cool story to tell people now.

[Jan]

I would have thrown salt on hugh, mwahahahahaha!!!

[katie]

Hoods?!?!?! Who says that? What are you 90 or somethin' ?

we call 'em street toughs up north.

[NerfHerder]

OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE BRAWL YET?!?!?!

OH MY GOD NO BUT I AM SO PUMPED. I HAVE IT PREORDERED SO WHO KNOWS IT COULD BE IN THE MAIL RIIIIIGHT NOOOOOOW OH GOD OH GOD.