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Postby roach » Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:15 am

no explanation needed
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:16 am

This depresses me... greatly. Why would someone voluntarily chronicle all this hotness gone to waste?

(Autobiographical aside: I thought my sojourn to Korea would give me a chance to catch my breath before returning to the onslaught of hot chicks with douchebags in my own country. Yet everywhere I go I see smarmy English teachers with receding hairlines gettin' it on with smokin' hot babes. No justice in this world... anywhere.)
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Postby katie » Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:22 am

roach, you surprise me. i thought this was going to be MUCH dirtier.
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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Postby roach » Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:54 am

roach, you surprise me. i thought this was going to be MUCH dirtier.
did you not see that vein in the guys stomach area??
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Postby Irock » Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:05 pm

I'm pretty sure these "hot chicks" are douche bags, too.
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Postby katie » Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:36 pm

I'm pretty sure these "hot chicks" are douche bags, too.
what do these hot chicks and douchebags have in common?

they're both plastic.

BURN!
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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Postby mere1975 » Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:06 am

Leave it to a ring of (allegedly) vicious prostitutes to get back at the douchebags of Dallas.

- Mere "the Rufies cut both ways" 1975

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Postby roach » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:56 am

you. have. got. to. be fucking fucking fucking me!


ahhhhhhhhh. bless their little selves.


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Postby ifihadahifi » Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:21 pm

- Mere "the Rufies cut both ways" 1975
I bet rufies were only introduced when the men had to explain to their wives/girlfriends how they lost $$$, watches and wallets while getting beejed.
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Postby mere1975 » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:13 pm

getting beejed.
Like this guy?
Another lost his wallet while in his car with his pants around his ankles.
- Mere "beej as a verb = classic" 1975

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Postby Irock » Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:28 pm

Is it wrong that I have zero sympathy for these men? I saw it on the news the other night. The men "may have" been hurt, and they "may have" been drugged. And they've arrested one woman, but they haven't said anything about her specifically so I'm not clear where they get off making the jump that these women must all have histories as prostitutes.
"I don't know if so much it's that the men are being attracted to them, as that (the suspects) are more or less forcing themselves on the men," Jenkins said.
I'm sure.
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Postby sam » Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:36 pm

I would guess these are d-bag grown older salesman trying to flash their rolex to get a little trim while out on the road, so, fuck 'em.
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