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k bless the jesus chrispies

Postby squeezle » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:02 am

this is too much
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Postby roach » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:08 am

here's a little 700 Club story on it.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairp ... d_lies.php



the whole 35 splitting into ft worth and dallas just seems that god is a little too greedy.
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Postby Irock » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:46 am

the whole 35 splitting into ft worth and dallas just seems that god is a little too greedy.
So if I live in between 35E and 35W, does that mean when the East / West schism and subsequent holy war comes I'll see the pretty lights up close?


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Postby squeezle » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:03 pm

the whole 35 splitting into ft worth and dallas just seems that god is a little too greedy.
So if I live in between 35E and 35W,
it means you live in the jesus's vagina
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Postby mere1975 » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:15 pm

May the Lord bless and keep you. . .

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Postby Irock » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:38 pm

eeeew. I'm moving.
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Postby katie » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:55 pm

it's sort of fun to take christmas carol song titles and replace words with "jesus' vagina." for example:

lo, how jesus' vagina ere blooming
rockin' around jesus' vagina
away in jesus' vagina
i saw three jesus' vaginas
jesus' vagina is coming to town
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.
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Postby roach » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:56 pm

the whole 35 splitting into ft worth and dallas just seems that god is a little too greedy.
So if I live in between 35E and 35W,
it means you live in the jesus's vagina

haha that's what I was thinking.



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Postby eebs » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:37 pm

I turned off I35 onto a slip road so does that make me unsaved or in purgatory?
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