Don't take cake when your mother in law offers

[roach]

but if you do, I hope you have a hard head and she has a low caliber firearm.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent ... ec3eb.html

[Irock]

Poor lady, she was probably just looking for an inexpensive Christmas gift for her daughter.

[Bon-Bon]

Mr. Handel, 38, survived the shooting at the Dalrock Meadows Mobile Home Park in the 8700 block of Lakeview Parkway. The bullet was fired from a small-caliber gun and apparently didn't penetrate his skull.

I shouldn't laugh but how can I help it! ...mobile home park... didn't penetrate his skull... hahahaa!

[katie]

that's what you get for having an online relationship. creep.

[Dutch]

that's what you get for having an online relationship. creep.

HAHAhahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ROLFORFLFORLFORLRFLORFL!!!

Is there any other kind?!

[katie]

that's what you get for having an online relationship. creep.

HAHAhahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ROLFORFLFORLFORLRFLORFL!!!

Is there any other kind?!

yeah, if you don't want to end up with a child molester.

ka"thankfully, 'not a child molester' was not high on my priorities list (<3 jason)"tie

[katie]

ps. the mom sort of reminds me of this:

[mere1975]

ps. the mom sort of reminds me of this:

The mom sort of reminds me of Charles Nelson Reilly.


- Mere "without the friendliness and sense of humor" 1975

[Irock]

that's what you get for having an online relationship. creep.

But - um - it was the wife having the online "affair." And that bitch didn't even get shot ONCE! How is this fair?

[Dutch]

that's what you get for having an online relationship. creep.

But - um - it was the wife having the online "affair." And that bitch didn't even get shot ONCE! How is this fair?

Outsourcing.