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Postby Dutch » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:41 pm

Pumpkin Cheesecake?

Recipe?

Pleeeeease?
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Postby Tracy » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:19 am

My mom fixes food. She doesn't cook. She fixes.

Dry turkey, instant mashed taters, cranberry sauce in the shape of the can, stove top stuffing and banana pudding in a graham cracker crust trying to be passed off as a pie.

Okay, that's exageratin a bit. But not really.
My mother told me when I was little that stuffing could not be home made; it only comes from the store. Like mayonaise. I was in my late teens before I found out ths was not entirely true.

Also, I didn't know what an actual cranberry looked like til I was 12.
Gregg's mom only made Minute Rice and mashed potatoes from a box.
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Postby Dalya » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:02 am

i bought a mrs. smith frozen pumpkin pie. then i put it in the oven. then i forgot. then i left my apartment. then i had a panic attack and raced back.

after cooking an hour too long, only a thin layer on top was burned and it was still very delicious. i highly recommend it. its idiot proof. (and ADD proof).
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Postby jen » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:23 pm

you totally need the yumminess of green bean/shoepeg corn casserole. it's super easy and heart-attack good.

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Postby Dutch » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:20 pm

I'm making a fruit salad for tomorrow, with pineapple, orange slices, granny smith apples, blueberries, organic cherries, banana slices, red grapes, and starfruit. Splash a little lemon juice on it, and voila!!

I also selected alls the wines. Hmm.
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Postby katie » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:43 pm

I'm making a fruit salad for tomorrow, with pineapple, orange slices, granny smith apples, blueberries, organic cherries, banana slices, red grapes, and starfruit. Splash a little lemon juice on it, and voila!!

I also selected alls the wines. Hmm.
can i come over? please?

ka"fruit salad + wine = orgasm"tie
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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:46 pm

ka"fruit salad + wine = orgasm"tie
Hey, Roach. You taking notes?

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Postby roach » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:56 pm

ka"fruit salad + wine = orgasm"tie
Hey, Roach. You taking notes?
ask her about champagne.

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Postby katie » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:08 pm

ka"fruit salad + wine = orgasm"tie
Hey, Roach. You taking notes?
ha. like jason cares about MY orgasm.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:38 pm

Woohoo! I'm off work early!

Dear Forkers,

Thank you all for being my creepy internet friends.

Love,

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Postby katie » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:42 pm

you're welcome, jimbo. also, fuck you for getting to go home right now. i have an hour and a half left at job 1, then have to go to job 2 to run a show tonight until probably 11 or so. i don't get friday or the weekend off, either. i do get thanksgiving off, but we added a show yesterday to make up for it. bah.

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Postby roach » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:25 pm

ka"fruit salad + wine = orgasm"tie
Hey, Roach. You taking notes?
ha. like jason cares about MY orgasm.

girl orgasm is just a myth, propaganda spread by the fem-nazis!

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Postby katie » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:35 pm

Hey, Roach. You taking notes?
ha. like jason cares about MY orgasm.

girl orgasm is just a myth, propaganda spread by the fem-nazis!
keep telling yourself that.

ka"just don't get jealous of the fruit salad"tie
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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:23 am

I just kicked cornbread's ass!!!

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Postby mere1975 » Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:02 am

I am thankful for threads like these.

- Mere "and creepy internets friends" 1975

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