Speedbagging

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Postby mere1975 » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:05 pm

I want to know what part of the bike was the vagina.
Spokes???

That paints a very "Venus fly trap" kind of mental picture.

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Postby katie » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:40 pm

I fail to see how this is a crime.
i agree. i mean, if the guy wants to fuck a bike in his own apartment, what's the diff?
dread stuff

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Postby James » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:59 pm

If speed bagging is indeed what the urban dictionary definition is...isn't that a bit....plain? Or am I just that unpure?
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Postby aquaphase » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:17 pm

If speed bagging is indeed what the urban dictionary definition is...isn't that a bit....plain? Or am I just that unpure?
probably both. What we had made up for it during the drink-a-thon Tuesday night was speedbag punching a hanging scrote. It made for lovely visuals out on the Barley House patio.
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Postby roach » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:40 pm

If speed bagging is indeed what the urban dictionary definition is...isn't that a bit....plain? Or am I just that unpure?
probably both. What we had made up for it during the drink-a-thon Tuesday night was speedbag punching a hanging scrote. It made for lovely visuals out on the Barley House patio.
and i still have the image of a hanging scrote. ack.

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Postby James » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:56 am

If speed bagging is indeed what the urban dictionary definition is...isn't that a bit....plain? Or am I just that unpure?
probably both. What we had made up for it during the drink-a-thon Tuesday night was speedbag punching a hanging scrote. It made for lovely visuals out on the Barley House patio.
Ahh...

Hey Sybil, it does have to do with boxing...you can breathe a sigh of relief :)
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