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If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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btw guys

Postby Phyllis » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:59 pm

jess is a real person and not a viagra bot.
let's be awesome to her.
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Postby Dutch » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:04 am

Whobot?
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Postby Phyllis » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:11 am

VIAGRAAAAA
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Postby roach » Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:36 am

wasn't jess that guy who wanted to be a vj and did. then disappeared? he is getting older I guess.
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Postby Jess » Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:47 am

Yes, let's all be nice to Jess. She seems pretty cool.

-nod-

And she uses Viagra, so that makes her awesome!
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Postby NerfHerder » Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:46 am

Biker #1: I say we kill her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #2: I say we hang her, then we kill her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we scalp her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: Then we tattoo her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: Then we hang her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: And then we kill her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Jess: [trying to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let her go.
Biker Gang: [shouts] No!
Biker Papa: [grunts] I say you let me have her first
Biker Gang: Yeah!
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Postby katie » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:16 am

oh, hey, jess. i hear you're pretty cool.
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.
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Postby aquaphase » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:04 pm

wasn't jess that guy who wanted to be a vj and did. then disappeared? he is getting older I guess.
Ahh, good ol' psychotic Jesse Camp. Apparently he pulled quite the fast one on MTV.

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Postby Jess » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:23 pm

Haha, Nerf too funny!

Wow. No comment.
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Postby mere1975 » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:42 pm

Biker #1: I say we kill her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #2: I say we hang her, then we kill her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we scalp her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: Then we tattoo her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: Then we hang her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: And then we kill her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Jess: [trying to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let her go.
Biker Gang: [shouts] No!
Biker Papa: [grunts] I say you let me have her first
Biker Gang: Yeah!

You know the only way to get out of a situation as sticky as that one?

Big shoe dance.

- Mere "it's creepy when the 'Biker Papa' is talking about Jess, though" 1975

P.S.
Hi Jess. I guess you're a cool Denton teen, huh?

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Postby Jess » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:46 pm

Cool Denton teen? I suppose you could call me that. Yup, cool . :D
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Postby mere1975 » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:47 pm

Ahh, good ol' psychotic Jesse Camp.
Ha!

Per wikipedia:
"Camp held his position as an occasional TRL host for one year. Upon leaving he attempted to parlay his MTV fame into a music career, announcing the debut album of his band Jesse & the 8th Street Kidz on the Hollywood Records label."

Polyphonic Spree label mates! :)

- Mere "they said he carried a boom box around his prestigious prep school -- and that earns cool points with me, even if I didn't like him at the time" 1975

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Postby Irock » Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:05 pm

At first I thought she might be my Jessica, but yeah when I looked at the age I thought she was a Viagra bot. Sorry, Diana's Jess.
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Postby katie » Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:21 pm

wasn't jess that guy who wanted to be a vj and did. then disappeared? he is getting older I guess.
Ahh, good ol' psychotic Jesse Camp. Apparently he pulled quite the fast one on MTV.

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holy hip bone, batman.
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.
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Postby Jess » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:51 pm

No problem, Irock. Already I can see that there are a few inside jokes that I will probably never understand, but it's all good.
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