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You might be yanked from a plane and branded a terrorist if

Postby kip » Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:47 pm

...you listen to the Clash or Led Zeppelin...

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Postby Steveums » Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:50 pm

Hooray for being able to be arrested just for existing!

Sorry, hooray for being able to be arrested and detained indefinitely without charge for existing!
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Postby Dogatron » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:13 pm

Hooray for being able to be arrested just for existing!

Sorry, hooray for being able to be arrested and detained indefinitely without charge for existing!
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Postby sam » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:40 pm

Hooray for being able to be arrested just for existing!

Sorry, hooray for being able to be arrested and detained indefinitely without charge for existing!
I know, I was starting to feel so left out.

I do look pretty damn suspicious in my passport photo.
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Postby ree-ree » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:45 pm

WHA???
That's nuts!
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Postby aquaphase » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:55 pm

ahh, the Thought Police strike again!
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Postby kip » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:13 pm

I'm just glad the guy wasn't listening to Agnostic Front, or Crass! He woulda been thrown in the clinker for sure!
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Postby aquaphase » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:19 pm

I'm just glad the guy wasn't listening to Agnostic Front, or Crass! He woulda been thrown in the clinker for sure!
hoshit! I listened to both today...

AND I WORK AT THE FREAKIN' AIRPORT!!!!!
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Postby ree-ree » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:49 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Citizen's arrest, citizen's arrest!!!!!
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Postby sam » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:07 pm

I'm just glad the guy wasn't listening to Agnostic Front, or Crass! He woulda been thrown in the clinker for sure!
hoshit! I listened to both today...

AND I WORK AT THE FREAKIN' AIRPORT!!!!!
They'll throw you in the black hole and all you'll have is us for character witnesses. Your screwed.
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Postby roach » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:19 pm

we should always trust cabbies to set our moral-o-meters.
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Postby carry on » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:08 am

So what will they do to you if you listen to Robert Fripp. Make you sustain silence for eternity?
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Postby sam » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:48 am

So what will they do to you if you listen to Robert Fripp. Make you sustain silence for eternity?
Or Philip Glass, for that matter.
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:08 am

Actually, I think branding people as terrorists for their taste in music is the way forward. We're just targeting the wrong people.

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Postby ree-ree » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:39 am

That's the way, huh-huh, I like it. Huh-huh!
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