Ode to Kettle Spicy Thai Potato Chips...

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Ode to Kettle Spicy Thai Potato Chips...

Postby Irock » Thu May 31, 2007 7:50 pm

...which, in case you weren't aware, are the best chips in the world.

Oh, Spicy Thai potato chips
The burning yum that's on my lips
Ginger and yum with honey dust
To purchase you is def. a must
I could eat a bag in just one sitting
But if I do my pants won't be fitting
In conclusion and to close,
You deserve all the bitches, and the hos.

Now, I've never eaten prawn flavored chips, but I'm pretty sure that these could kick their shrimpy asses.
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Postby monet2u » Thu May 31, 2007 8:31 pm

too bad it took someone exactly FOREVER to finally make that flavor over here... England's had the sweet thai chili for ages.

but yeah those kettle chips are yummy.
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Postby sam » Thu May 31, 2007 10:35 pm

Kettle yes, but Cheddar Beer is the best!
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Re: Ode to Kettle Spicy Thai Potato Chips...

Postby Dutch » Thu May 31, 2007 10:59 pm


Now, I've never eaten prawn flavored chips, but I'm pretty sure that these could kick their shrimpy asses.
Now, see: I was totally enjoying your verse, and then ya had ta go n dis mah prahnz cahktelz.

Th'fishietang n me's gon bringit.

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Postby mere1975 » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:50 am

I'm going to mix a bowl of Prawn Cocktail, Spicy Thai and Cheddar Beer chips AND THEN I WILL BE IN HEAVEN and I will die because of sodium overdose.

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Postby zenmomma » Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:58 am

Kettle Chips make some wicked flavours over here. Last Christmas they had special seasonal flavours like Camembert & Plum or Wensleydale & Cranberry. They also have Mango Chilli, Apple, Sage & Thyme and Apricot & Stilton. I think they even had a "you name it, we make it" thing going on for a while with limited edition flavours.
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Postby mere1975 » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:24 pm

I bet they have some crazy Clark Griswold employees who experiment with crazy food additives and faux flavouring.

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Re: Ode to Kettle Spicy Thai Potato Chips...

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:31 pm


Now, I've never eaten prawn flavored chips, but I'm pretty sure that these could kick their shrimpy asses.
Now, see: I was totally enjoying your verse, and then ya had ta go n dis mah prahnz cahktelz.

Th'fishietang n me's gon bringit.

rek a nyz
What he said.

Though, I must give respect to Thai chips, ever since I saw that scene in The Big Boss where Bruce Lee fights off like six gangsters while eating his chips.

FUCK OFF I'M EATING.
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Re: Ode to Kettle Spicy Thai Potato Chips...

Postby mere1975 » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:52 pm

Oh, Spicy Thai potato chips
The burning yum that's on my lips
Ginger and yum with honey dust
To purchase you is def. a must
I could eat a bag in just one sitting
But if I do my pants won't be fitting
In conclusion and to close,
You deserve all the bitches, and the hos.

Now, I've never eaten prawn flavored chips, but I'm pretty sure that these could kick their shrimpy asses.

Tried Spicy Thai chips
(Sam made a surprise purchase)
Addictive, indeed!

Though they are tasty
And the chips pack a big crunch
Prawn Cocktail still wins

My friend, you must know
the chips do not taste like shrimp
. . . just the tangy sauce.

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Postby roach » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:26 pm

- Mere "like Roach's friend who lives in Mexico who made pizza Cheetos" 1975
she's in Switzerland now, making chocolate or something.
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Postby monet2u » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:23 pm

- Mere "like Roach's friend who lives in Mexico who made pizza Cheetos" 1975
she's in Switzerland now, making chocolate or something.
damn her *shakes fist* I swear she gets to travel more than me. ugh
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Postby roach » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:27 pm

- Mere "like Roach's friend who lives in Mexico who made pizza Cheetos" 1975
she's in Switzerland now, making chocolate or something.
damn her *shakes fist* I swear she gets to travel more than me. ugh
she said the swiss are really shitty people, but she's getting used to them. I need to go visit her I think.
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Postby Dutch » Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:14 pm

she said the swiss are really shitty people...
Hahahaha. That's a funny thing to say!
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Postby James » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:13 pm

she's in Switzerland now, making chocolate or something.
damn her *shakes fist* I swear she gets to travel more than me. ugh
she said the swiss are really shitty people, but she's getting used to them. I need to go visit her I think.
only in the German-speaking parts...the French and Italian parts are probably the most civilised places on Earth.
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Postby roach » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:42 pm

damn her *shakes fist* I swear she gets to travel more than me. ugh
she said the swiss are really shitty people, but she's getting used to them. I need to go visit her I think.
only in the German-speaking parts...the French and Italian parts are probably the most civilised places on Earth.

It is the french. I'm sure once she re-figures out her French she'll be solid.
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