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monkey. sex tapes.

Postby roach » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:05 pm

sfw.

http://www.southlaketimes.com/articles/ ... ews/01.txt
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Postby aquaphase » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:37 pm

I don't even know where to begin.
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Postby roach » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:39 pm

i kind of want to hear it.

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Postby raindog023 » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:46 pm

Doooooooooood! Something comes to mind about monkey business.
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Postby Irock » Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:02 pm

I could barely get past the headline. "Confiscated monkey sent sexually explicit audio tapes by Plano owner?"
Sounds like the guy was standing there while the monkey sent the tapes, which were later confiscated. Josh Hixon, staff writer, suuuucks.

Then I got past the headline, and wished I hadn't.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:25 pm

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Postby NerfHerder » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:14 am

Like I always say, jerking monkeys off is more fun than stroking a tarantula rod.
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