dear mere,

If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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dear mere,

Postby mr_j » Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:16 pm

sorry about December. all those happy wishes of glad tidings and good cheer can just make a boy angry. please accept my apologies, and please accept this official Fork of Contrition:

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as you can see, its handle is engraved with the letter "M" (that's short for Mere)

I'm sorry.

love,
mr. J

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Postby mere1975 » Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:54 pm

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- Mere "HANDSHAKE!" 1975

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Postby mere1975 » Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:56 pm

What am I saying?

Put on your leather pants, Joseph, and let's hug.

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(Crud, why isn't my image link working?)
Look.

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Postby Steveums » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:58 am

This is the best fucking make-up i have ever seen. Next time I want to apologise to someone, I'm going to do it with DOLPHINS ;D

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Postby monet2u » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:39 pm

This place has gone soft.

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Postby mr_j » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:54 pm

This place has gone soft.
you can't say forgiveness without fər-g*, which, in some regional dialects, is pronounced as "fôr-g," and with a dialect that pronounces soft g's as 'k,' these folks make it sound an awful lot like "fork." so there's nothing soft about being quick to forgive. besides, we have a greater enemy.

but since you asked, do you want's that i get out my car antenna??
*swat swat*

*ə = schwa

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Postby roach » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:03 am

This place has gone soft.
I don't know what you're talking about, feel this!!

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Postby monet2u » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:36 am

awww *wipes tear*

mr j wanting smack my arse and roach wanting me to touch his naughty place...feels like home. GROUP HUG...but don't tocuh me.

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Postby roach » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:46 am

**pelvic thrust**

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Postby monet2u » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:51 am

I can live with the that. 8)

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Postby roach » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:54 am

alive, that's how we want ya!!pedals1

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Postby monet2u » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:56 am

alive and oh so naughty....um you do want naughty, right? cuz if you don't.....


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