New Year Stabs

If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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Sybil
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Postby Sybil » Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:54 pm

I can teach you the handshake, and the go-carts are the Shriners.
Shriners ARE Masons - the ones who got a 4.0 and made the dean's list.

My resolution is to stop smoking, and just about now, stabbing is what I want to do to all of you!

Sy "hide the sharp implements" bil
Are you on the list?

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Postby monet2u » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:19 am

I can teach you the handshake, and the go-carts are the Shriners.
Shriners ARE Masons - the ones who got a 4.0 and made the dean's list.

My resolution is to stop smoking, and just about now, stabbing is what I want to do to all of you!

Sy "hide the sharp implements" bil
I'm quitting again sybil....we can stab people together. :lol:

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Postby Rebecca » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:54 am

I can teach you the handshake, and the go-carts are the Shriners.
Shriners ARE Masons - the ones who got a 4.0 and made the dean's list.

My resolution is to stop smoking, and just about now, stabbing is what I want to do to all of you!

Sy "hide the sharp implements" bil
YAY Sybil!

I'm going to take a stab at running again.
I'm also going to use as much of my free time as possible to train this little hyena-dog we have into Super-dog.
I'm going to get good grades and graduate college finally.

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ChrisLovesYou
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:47 am

I'm going to take a stab at a guy I know who is a Freemason.

(if you defeat one in combat, you become one, right?)
No. That's Kiwanis. And simply killing them isnt' enough. You have to eat their heart and wear their eyeglasses.
I heard to join the Lions Club I only have to dive into a pit of cow entrails.
i'm the law of the land, i got ga-ga-ga-ga-guh-guh-girls on the command

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Postby NerfHerder » Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:39 am

What happened to the good old days of bribery and sexual misconduct?
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Kristen
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Postby Kristen » Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:57 am

i'm going to take a stab at mastering the stickshift.

i have been since before christmas and im getting pretty good.

i'm also going to take a stab at picking a college. or atleast stabbing it down to a few specific ideas instead of "hopefully somewhere in new york"
"SINCERELY"

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Postby Irock » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:35 pm

I can teach you the handshake, and the go-carts are the Shriners.
Shriners ARE Masons - the ones who got a 4.0 and made the dean's list.

My resolution is to stop smoking, and just about now, stabbing is what I want to do to all of you!

Sy "hide the sharp implements" bil
I'm quitting again sybil....we can stab people together. :lol:
Good luck, kids! Jason's on that trip, too.
"There are many fish in the sea, Maria. But you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace." ~Walter Matthau

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Postby mr_j » Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:05 pm

i'm going to try to conquer my fear of cameras

mr 'don't dare steal my soul, kodak!' j
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Postby monet2u » Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:14 pm

i'm going to try to conquer my fear of cameras

mr 'don't dare steal my soul, kodak!' j
:lol:

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Postby katie » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:25 pm

i will also take a stab at the weight loss thing. ugh. i think more accurately, i will stab being in shape.

i will continue to stab at not eating meat. a month and a half, kids. and all i want is some goddamned chicken.

i will stab at fluency in brazilian portuguese. eu gostaria falar portuguese muito bem. agora, fala somente um tanto poco.

i will stab at travel. outside of massachusetts.
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.


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