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He's back.

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:45 pm

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I swear this will be the next Da Vinci Code.
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Postby Irock » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:55 pm

He's getting $3.5 million for it.

I'm pretty sure Cochran is going to hell.
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Postby Steveums » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:25 pm

I'm pretty sure Cochran is going to hell.
If he is, then he's already there?
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Postby Irock » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:43 pm

I totally forgot he was dead.

D'oh!
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Postby Dalya » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:45 pm

he's probably having brunch in hell with Woland and Kant

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Postby katie » Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:41 pm

i mean, i totally didn't do it, but if i had done it, this is how it would have happened. but i would like to reiterate i didn't do it.

COME ON. what is wrong with the world?
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Postby squeezle » Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:47 pm

to me, this whole thing can only be described as obscene. i hope no one here will support his endeavors by watching the interviews or reading the book.
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:16 pm

IF THIS BOOK HAS BEEN CANCELLED

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Postby Doomius » Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:51 pm

I couldn't decide which was worse, the fact that he wrote this, or the fact that people were willing to pay him to do it!

Jesus must be rolling in his grave!
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Postby KathrynTheGreat » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:34 am

Jesus must be rolling in his grave!
Actually, he's rolling over in his fluorescent plastic manger.

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Postby Dalya » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:20 am

4th grade flashbacks.
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Postby James » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:01 am

I love the marketing of the title...the "If" in white letters and "I Did It" in eye-catching red...
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Postby katie » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:29 pm

I love the marketing of the title...the "If" in white letters and "I Did It" in eye-catching red...
and the picture of him casually looking over his shoulder with a smirk and a defiant look in his eye...
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:15 am

I love the marketing of the title...the "If" in white letters and "I Did It" in eye-catching red...
IF IT IS A GENIUS IDEA
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Postby sam » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:58 am

I love the marketing of the title...the "If" in white letters and "I Did It" in eye-catching red...
and the picture of him casually looking over his shoulder with a smirk and a defiant look in his eye...
Isn't that picture from the trial? The smirk says to me, "you all fucking know I did."
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