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roach · Postby **roach** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:01 pm

i don't know if I'm allowed to sign up for such things until next may.

do you grow your hair out long then get it cut off to donate?

ro"i may have malaria until may"ach

Irock · Postby **Irock** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:06 pm

Yes, I'm a donor. Also, I think there should be exceptions to the "no speedo" rule for swimmers under the age of 40 under a certain %age of body fat.
Who are hot.

EDIT: No, but I might donate it if I do decide to cut it off.

Ever worn a speedo? They make girl suits too.

roach · Postby **roach** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:22 pm

i had a swimsuit made by speedo, but it was just shorts.

when can we start buying IV Bags of nutrients at the store that we can just plug into our arm and avoid all the annoying shewing?

mere1975 · Postby **mere1975** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:09 pm

When they make gum that tastes like spaghetti and meatballs, cheese enchiladas, or whatever else floats your boat. Mmmm, the taste of food.

Would you rather take it to the bridge or take it to the chorus?

- Mere "go 'head be gone wit' it" 1975

squeezle · Postby **squeezle** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:16 pm

i prefer to take it to the limit one more time

have you ever wondered how they dance to "YMCA" in china?

squeez "my body doesn't bend that way" le

froggorino · Postby **froggorino** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:17 pm

EDIT: doh! i'm slow! i bet we could figure it out together, squeez. and then we could youtube it.

is there are mrs goodbody, and if so is her uterus mammory glands and stuff on the unitard?

frog"always wondered"gy

squeezle · Postby **squeezle** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:25 pm

no. because in the development of western medicine, women were simply viewed as defective men with extra, useless parts - and who in there right mind would make a suit portraying a defect

how long is this migraine going to last?

froggorino · Postby **froggorino** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:27 pm

you won't know for sure until you stop looking at the computer monitor.

how come everywhere i go, it smells like shit?

frog"is it me?"gy

monet2u · Postby **monet2u** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:38 pm

have you checked the bottom of your shoes?

how do you stay motivated?

roach · Postby **roach** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:44 pm

i have motivation problems. but when it's something I actually care about that's all I need to be motivated. Maybe I have caring problems.

what are you proud of?

ifihadahifi · Postby **ifihadahifi** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:07 pm

I know it's lame... but my kids.
Galdam I'm doing a good job!

Buy or sell?

monet2u · Postby **monet2u** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:26 pm

buy low, sell high!

do you hate loud people hanging around your cube in the office?

ifihadahifi · Postby **ifihadahifi** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:32 pm

Not as much as I hate the crop duster that walks by.

How long can you sit without standing?

squeezle · Postby **squeezle** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:02 pm

3-4 hours, as long as i don't have too much to drink

two parter: why does getting a mere quote feel so good? and then why does having your mere quote taken away feel like a kick in the crotch?

James · Postby **James** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:40 pm

because it's the highest level of achievement we forkers have, and having it removed means someone has trumped you, so you have to try harder. and naturally, we don't want to try harder.

Why are there so many ridiculous elements at the end of the periodic table?

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