Ask the Person Below You

[squeezle]

um, the page number changes?


why do we give such importance to certain numbers, when, in reality, they aren't really special at all?



**edit** I made the number change (but I don't feel any different)

[roach]

because the number fairy whispers into our ear every night "numbers are important. numbers are important."


are you going to the granada friday?

[eebs]

no, i'm going to stay in and watch a movie.

what's on at the granada on friday?

[Irock]

Baboon, Deathray Davies, DARYL, and Pleasant Grove.

Woo hoo, bowling! Am I right?

[roach]

i maybe out of bowling because of stupid cock sucker work, but you are right about the Woo hoo.

when will xanax be over the counter? or is there anything like xanax that is over the counter?

[monet2u]

well don't know about the xanax over the counter...but you can now get your morning after pill for those "what was I thinking" nights.



Why am I in the office on my freakin' day off?

[froggorino]

you are most ambitious, and one day hope to be elected president of the world.

how's your computer running?


frog"sideways?"gy

[mere1975]

Not sideways, but with a limp. Ha, just kidding. Not my shiny new iMac. It's running like a champ as far as I can tell.

When did you stop running for fun and start running for fitness (or necessity or not at all?)

- Mere "3-second video" 1975

[eebs]

i think the last time would have been at primary school, by the time we got to secondary school the fun was taken out by the sadistic bastard teachers.

did you ever have a coach like this guy?

[sam]

No, too bad though. A coach like that would have definitely have unlocked my still-dormant ass-kicking potential. Did have a little-league coach with the flip-up glasses and a plug of tobacco in at all times. This guy was like 5'9 and 200+ pounds trying to act like Tommy Lasorda in front of a bunch of 10 year olds, what an idiot.

[squeezle]

No, too bad though. A coach like that would have definitely have unlocked my still-dormant ass-kicking potential. Did have a little-league coach with the flip-up glasses and a plug of tobacco in at all times. This guy was like 5'9 and 200+ pounds trying to act like Tommy Lasorda in front of a bunch of 10 year olds, what an idiot.

dude, where's the question?

[mere1975]

In light of his tale about the bizarre coach in 1985, his question should be -- how short is TOO short for a pair of shorts?

- Mere "" 1975

[squeezle]

i have a theory about the length of shorts - i feel that the inseam of the shorts (in inches) should be as long or longer than the size of the shorts. here is how it works: a size 2 can have shorts with a 2" inseam, but a size six cannnot. a size six cannot have anything shorter than a 6" inseam. now there is probably some point, probably around 8-10", at which this process would cap out and any size over a 10 could also have a 10" inseam. now this may sound complicated, i never want to see a size 20 pair of shorts with a 2" inseam again. but that is just me!


who's with me?

[monet2u]

*raises hand* sounds like good reasoning to me.


can we wipe speedos off the face of the planet?

[mere1975]

Yes. From here on out, Speedo wearers must now wear a full-body sock like Slim Goodbody!



Do you plan to donate your organs after your death?

- Mere "already gave my gallbladder to the UT Southwestern university hospital" 1975