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Postby monet2u » Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:27 pm

if you mean water, yes...if you mean life's big questions etc....not so much.




When was the last time you cleaned your desk... I mean cleaned it?

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Postby squeezle » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:49 pm

at work, yesterday - at home, about a month ago


today i started studing for a test that i won't take until may - do you think i am organized & proactive or obsessive compulsive & neurotic?

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Postby NerfHerder » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:12 pm

OC & neurotic for sure.

Real college students have to wait until NO MORE than 2 days before the test before they can even begin to think about studying.

Favorite episode of the Simpsons?
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Postby James » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:14 pm

junior campers.


asparaus?
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Postby Irock » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:21 pm

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I love aparagus. But - like a lot of veggies (grean beens, peas, artichokes) - I usually perfer canned or jarred to fresh.

Are you a good speller?

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Postby James » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:24 pm

normally, but not when i'm eating asparagus apparently.

whole wheat pasta or white?
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Postby squeezle » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:45 pm

whole wheat! i has more flavor and it has a more al dente' mouthfeel


why is there a drip. drip, drippy noise constantly coming from the ceiling of my office?

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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:25 pm

They put it in there to drive you crazy.

Ever got hot sauce in your eye?

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Postby mr_j » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:26 pm

because your office is full of drips!

why do Asian groceries smell so awful yet have such wonderful merchandise and super-cheap deals?
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Postby NerfHerder » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:37 pm

hifi - No. But my roommate did just the other day whilst cooking with habaneros. He rubbed his eye and then realized the horror that had been done. I laughed. A LOT. (So did he [hours later])

Joe - Because the merchandise is not as wonderful as you think. And maybe because the Chinese are not as greedy as us capitalist pigdogs?


You know the tilde button and that other little symbol that is on that key? Have you ever used it?
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Postby monet2u » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:40 pm

yes to the ~ but no to the `




You realize it's different outside the US right?

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Postby Irock » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:47 pm

Yes. I stared at a Mexican keyboard for about 10 minutes back in 2001 before I finally gave up and asked someone how to get the @ symbol.

Have you ever had Microsoft just all of a sudden start trying to correct your spelling in French?

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Postby mr_j » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:16 pm

Non.

ever seen a german keyboard? aren't they the coolest?
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Postby froggorino » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:42 am

nein. never seen one.

losing or gaining? weight...ellipse

frog"seem to be losing a bit uncontrollably, so not in a good way but more like a OMK-do-i-have-cancer-or-something way"gy

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Postby squeezle » Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:01 pm

gaining in the OMK, I have to read and know the theoretical significance of 70 books (in addition to all my other course work) by the first of MAY.

anybody want to help me in this effort? you can read a book and send me a book report ;)


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