Ask the Person Below You

[aquaphase]

I did manage to filet open my left thigh down to the femur with an overly-sharp hunting knife.


Are you into breakfast cereal mixing, or do you prefer just one variety per bowl? If yes, what's your optimal mix?

(ooooh, compound question)

[froggorino]

i really like the bring one per bowl. i wish i liked cereal more, cause it is quick and good for you. if i liked it more, i might be more creative. but alas.

ever had to fire someone? if so, did you feel bad or good about it? if not, would you ever like to have a job where the fate of others lay in your greasy little paws?


frog"following in the compound question vein, and thus the day was known as complicated tuesday"gy

ps - it is tuesday, right?

[roach]

no, but the first person i hired, i was only 19 or something, got fired a couple weeks later.

ever go back to your first job for one reason or another and get that "fuck, I'm getting old" feeling?

[froggorino]

i have no idea if my first job even exists anymore, so no. (it was untangling hangers in a drycleaners in northern new jersey for three hours after school every day. i was 12.)

carpet or wood?

[roach]

wood.

you like the jeffersons?

[monet2u]

sure I love all 70s tv



what was your fave show on tv as a kid?

[froggorino]

woody woodpecker.

think it's the flu, oir something i ate?


frog"it's not easy being green"gy

[monet2u]

haven't seem many people with the flu yet this year, so probably something you ate.



What have you eaten today?

[roach]

chocolate chip cookie. and a samich. and some chips.

anything make you want to stab yourself in the face a thousand times?

[monet2u]

well this unwarrented desk move makes me want to stab someone else in the face a 1002 times.


what flavor gum do you like?

[mere1975]

I like most flavors of gum, but especially Trident Original (peppermint? blue? who knows?)




Have you ever tasted something and thought it tasted like a color, rather than a flavor?

- Mere "e.g., the Pink Things at Six Flags" 1975

[froggorino]

yes. and it was never good.

change your oil on time?


frog"feeling much better now -- think it was working out after having had just sausage and coffee. duh."gy

[ifihadahifi]

Not exactly on time but dang near close. When I first started driving I let me car go 10,000 miles before I changed the oil. I hand't been taught that and didn't know it was something you were supposed to do.


Why are we, my place of work, celebrating Mardi Gras in September in lieu of a winter holiday party?

[squeezle]

because there are no titties in a winter holiday festival!

did anyone else wake up with a headache?



squeez "no, it's not a hangover - i haven't had anything to drink in weeks" le

[mere1975]

Not me, but it could be the pressure outside -- or dehydration if you haven't had anything to drink in weeks. Rim shot.

How do you phonetically spell a rim shot?

- Mere "ba dum chish" 1975