Postby KathrynTheGreat » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:44 am
Go, go, go, go, go (Feel free to stop at any point if you feel winded. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.)
Go shorty (Or taller than average person, as it may be.)
It's your birthday (Although your existence can not actually be verified until I come into possession of a Xerox photocopy of your birth certificate.)
We gon' party like it's your birthday. (There will, in fact, be no partying whatsoever in which the above named "we" will partake.)
We gon' sip on Bacardi like it's your birthday (You, being underage, are not allowed to consume alcohol. Any violation of this warning will result in severe telepathic consequences.)
And you know we don't give a fuck cause it's not your birthday. (That is a blatant and outright lie.)
Due to the economy, I had to let my signature go.