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sam
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Postby sam » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:25 pm

Absolutely, otherwise you would have to be polite to everybody. That is just not reasonable.

Ever heard someone you don't know telling a story about you?

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Postby mere1975 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:37 pm

Yes. Because I send e-mails to approx. 3,000 people at our site, a lot of people know my name but don't know ME. I sometimes hear them complain about the updates I send, but they don't realize I am standing right next to them or in the cubicle over the wall. Not a fun story, sorry.

Will somebody please welcome me to the 21st century?

- Mere "just got my first mp3 player - a free 2g iPod nano with purchase" 1975
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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:35 pm

WELCOME!
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What past generation do you find intriguing?

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Postby froggorino » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:45 pm

ancient rome. i mean, huge cultural contributions while remaining so barbaric. mind fuck.

do people say you are nice?



frog"yeah, a lot. and i am totally surprised every time"gy

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Postby monet2u » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:52 pm

yep as well as saying i'm a right bitch too.




Do you think that's because I'm a gemini? :lol:

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Postby NerfHerder » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:34 pm

No. Astrology is bullshit.

Sunrise? Sunset?

NOTE: NO FIDDLER ON THE ROOF JOKES WILL BE ACCEPTED.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:09 pm

Sunrise.

What kind of skillz do you have?

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Postby monet2u » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:41 am

I am woman, I can do anything.




which old fave album that's been neglected should you go listen to?


(just listened to the first Duran Duran album...good stuff maynard and it still makes me wanna dance!)

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froggorino
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Postby froggorino » Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:38 pm

harry connick jr.


scared of the dentist?

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Irock
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Postby Irock » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:10 pm

Not so much "scared of" as "pissed off by." And the dental technician is a sadistic bitch. And she's too pretty. And one time, they (the dentist and the technician) were talking over me about her boob job.

Way to go, Hennegar. Super professional.


Do you think it's acceptable to be kept waiting for over 15 minutes every time you got to the dentist?

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Postby mr_j » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:35 pm

go first thing in the morning. better to be the patient to ruin their day than to be the patient who has to deal with the dentist after having patients all day. seriously, that's the best advice to give you



what's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?
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Irock
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Postby Irock » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:45 pm

A dentist gets paid more.

But seriously, do you think it's acceptable to be kept waiting for over 15 minutes every time you got to the dentist?

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Postby squeezle » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:46 pm

a "sa" and a "ent", duh!


how long do you think it will be before i go all angry squeezle on all the theology students in my feminist theory class?

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Postby monet2u » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:57 pm

you mean you havent? I might be a tad bit disappointed.





Are you tired today? (I am)

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Postby roach » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:05 pm

nope. drank and smoked my weight last night. watched some eddie izzard. passed out by one. 8 hours of quality beauty rest and I am fucking solid this morning.

are you fucking solid?


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