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Postby mr_j » Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:12 pm

i'm set to do an interview with mr. jacobs, do any of you forkers have any questions for this boy disaster?
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Postby rockfan » Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:53 pm

How does he describe his music? Do they have an agenda? Are they gonna tour?

Does he know he absolutely rocks on keyboards? :D
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Postby aquaphase » Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:03 pm

what do you think of the moral issues brought up in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle?
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Postby mdmusick » Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:21 pm

Why won't he return my calls? Does he even want to be with me anymore? ....Did he ever really love me?
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Postby eebs » Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:17 pm

does he like the horrors?

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Postby aquaphase » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:19 pm

does he like the horrors?

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How about whores? What's his position on whores?
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Postby roach » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:54 pm

what is his take on this new thing called HIV. Is it just part of the gay agenda?
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Postby Jan » Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:15 pm

The Whores, now that's a band name!
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Postby rockfan » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:47 am

The Whores, now that's a band name!
I agree but you might want to Google it to see how many others have thought that. :wink:
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Postby Mr. Umpet » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:18 am

When is he going to come rub his big bristly beard on my naked body?
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:16 am

The Whores, now that's a band name!
There used to be a band in the area called Prostitutes. It brought me great joy to see their name on marquees. Mind you, I was 11 or 12 at the time...
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Postby mr_j » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:28 pm

while i have yet to transcribe the full text of the interview, with responses to most of your questions, i will say that Evan is back in the Spork for these upcoming tour dates...
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Postby Steveums » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:11 pm

When is he going to come rub his big bristly beard on my naked body?
Once his 'tache comes back from holiday of course.
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Postby mr_j » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:31 pm

Does he know he absolutely rocks on keyboards? :D

Evan: "No. I don't! Wow. (embarassed) That's really sweet. Thanks! I can't see myself on stage, so I didn't!"
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Postby mr_j » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:31 pm

what do you think of the moral issues brought up in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle?
Evan: I've never seen that movie, so I can't answer it. (laughs)
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