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Postby Rubbs » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:07 pm

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Postby Dalya » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:11 pm

hahahhahhaha

today is a better day than yesterday. i feel better in a lot of ways. and its sunny. and its friday!!!
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Postby mr_j » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:45 pm

hahahhahhaha

today is a better day than yesterday. i feel better in a lot of ways. and its sunny. and its friday!!!

thank YWHW it's Shabbat!
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Postby Dalya » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:38 pm

it would actually be YHWH. well actually YHVH. since theres no W sound in hebrew. the letters are yud hey vuv hey.

but really its a sin to try and pronounce that word, because its supposed to be unpronouncable and only the highest priests knew how to say it, and they only said (sang) it twice a year on rosh hashanah and yom kippur. but it was forgotten/lost when the temple was destroyed, so now youre just supposed to say Eloheem or Adonai. and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".
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Postby mr_j » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:51 pm

it would actually be YHWH. well actually YHVH. since theres no W sound in hebrew. the letters are yud hey vuv hey.

but really its a sin to try and pronounce that word, because its supposed to be unpronouncable and only the highest priests knew how to say it, and they only said (sang) it twice a year on rosh hashanah and yom kippur. but it was forgotten/lost when the temple was destroyed, so now youre just supposed to say Eloheem or Adonai. and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".
now you know why i said YWHW! you can't say his name w/o death coming your way. pedals1
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Postby Dogatron » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:34 pm

and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".
what a loser.
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Postby mr_j » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:36 pm

it would actually be YHWH.

but really its a sin to try and pronounce that word, because its supposed to be unpronouncable and only the highest priests knew how to say it, and they only said (sang) it twice a year on rosh hashanah and yom kippur. but it was forgotten/lost when the temple was destroyed, so now youre just supposed to say Eloheem or Adonai. and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".
you know, if you replace YHWH with "roy ivy" you'll get the exact same thing. and if you say 'roy ivy' while biting your tongue you'll get YHWH. but destruction follows any who say it, so i don't advise it

NOW WE KNOW WHY THE FORUM WAS DESTROYED pedals1
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Postby mere1975 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:40 pm

and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".
Someone forgot to tell the Catholics that it's offensive to say "Yah-weh."

- Mere "I know I have sung it in church songs" 1975

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Postby Jan » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:56 pm

and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".
Someone forgot to tell the Catholics that it's offensive to say "Yah-weh."

- Mere "I know I have sung it in church songs" 1975
Someone forgot to tell the Catholics alot of things!

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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:15 pm

Then you got the sacred name folks that think it's bad joo-joo to say any other name other than YHWH.

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Postby zenmomma » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:42 am

and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".
Someone forgot to tell the Catholics that it's offensive to say "Yah-weh."

- Mere "I know I have sung it in church songs" 1975
And the Lutherans.

zen "catholic rip-offs" momma

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Postby ree-ree » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:29 am


And the Lutherans.

zen "catholic rip-offs" momma
This was the funniest thing I saw all day.

And as a catholic, I resemble that remark.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:03 am

zen "catholic rip-offs" momma
I like to think of it as Diet Catholic.

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Postby zenmomma » Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:17 pm

zen "catholic rip-offs" momma
I like to think of it as Diet Catholic.

ifihada-justonecalorie-hifi
Hahaha.

All the Catholic Goodness without the confession & saints.

Woot!

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Postby mere1975 » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:15 pm

zen "once I wanted to convert to Catholicism because they have cooler churches & religious paraphrenalia, but I didn't" momma
Don't forget -- in addition to the cool candles, rosaries and saints -- we got the popes!

Weeeee want the pope
Gotta have that pope
Aww-weeeee want the pope
Gotta have that pope

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