however, for government class we're doing a project (of course) about the presidential candidates. the project is to pick one candidate from each party and do research on like, how they feel about certain issues and stuff. pretty much everyone in the class picked barack obama and john mccain. so i decided to pick the underdogs: hillary clinton and mike huckabee.
hillary's website is pretty standard. it has her stances on all the issues and blah blah blah. but mike huckabee's website provided for some pretty hilarious entertainment. his first mistake was that the entire thing is written in first person, and it feels like he typed up a note to a friend and it accidentally got posted on the internet.
here are a few quotes that i found to be lol material:
Instead we will have the FairTax, a simple tax based on wealth. When the FairTax becomes law, it will be like waving a magic wand releasing us from pain and unfairness.
I'd like you to join me at the best "Going Out of Business" sale I can imagine - one held by the Internal Revenue Service. Am I running for president to shut down the federal government? Not exactly.
My wife Janet and I celebrated our thirty-third wedding anniversary this past May. For us, every anniversary is a miracle.
The Founding Fathers weren't worried about our being able to bag a duck or a deer
I once saw a bumper sticker that said, "Criminals prefer unarmed victims."
oh and here is the best quote everI have no desire to throw women in jail, I just want us to stop throwing babies in the garbage.
bahahahaha.Music has always been an important part of my life. I still play bass guitar in my band, Capitol Offense.
I WANT THEIR CD SO BAD
www.mikehuckabee.com
