2008 Presidental Run

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Postby monet2u » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:50 pm

maybe they were thinking it was a black jew.

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Postby sam » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:55 pm

If you did all the combinations, %s would probably plummet.

I would bet that the margin of error for this thing was at least 3%. So the top three spots are really more of a tie. Woman/Hispanic definitely fall behind Catholic/black/Jew.

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Postby James » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:00 pm

maybe they were thinking it was a black jew.
No way! I think people would totally vote for Sammy Davis, Jr. if given the opportunity...
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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:03 pm

maybe they were thinking it was a black jew.
Oh sure, and maybe this "black jew" was riding a "unicorn" and his/her running mate was the "Tooth Fairy".

Let's keep this conversation based on realistic characters and avoid including legends, myths and folklore. :roll:

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Postby sam » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:16 pm

maybe they were thinking it was a black jew.
Oh sure, and maybe this "black jew" was riding a "unicorn" and his/her running mate was the "Tooth Fairy".

Let's keep this conversation based on realistic characters and avoid including legends, myths and folklore. :roll:
Are you saying Sammy Davis Jr isn't/wasn't real? Maybe he was a figment of Dean Martin's gin-soaked imagination that we could all somehow see.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:32 pm

Sammy Davis Jr
SAY WHAT?!

Next I suppose you'll try to have me believe Whoopi Goldberg is one too.

OH! Or how 'bout this! In "1984" Israel ('alpha' Israel, if you will) transported "8,000" or so "Ethiopians" (we'll call them "Beta Israel") to Israel during "Operation Solomon"!

(I'm using my fingers to make the " " while I'm speaking in a loud exaggerated voice)

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Postby Dalya » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:27 pm

Haha I was gonna say Ethipians can't get elected as president. But Hifi beat me to it. *sharp glance*

There was one black woman at my sinagogue. Literally. One.

Maybe Jews should start missions in Africa too. Except they'd probably just end up being delis. And not non-profit ones either. We're not interested in people joining our religion. Maybe that's where i get my bitter cliquishness from.
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Postby monet2u » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:04 pm

um are we all forgetting that jesus was a black man???? as a matter of fact most people from that region of the world were black people. Desert people = black skinned people. fact :P

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Postby James » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:25 pm

jesus was a black man

no, jesus was batman

no...that was bruce wayne...
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Postby Dalya » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:17 pm

jesus was a Nubian princess
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Postby Irock » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:32 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, would you vote for this man?
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Postby monet2u » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:53 pm

sure I would :)

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Postby sam » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:35 pm

I don't know if we can say for sure if JC was black or olive complected. He sure as hell was not white and would definitely have trouble getting through airport security these days.

I suppose, since he was zapped into Mary's womb, that you could argue he was whatever race or ethnicity you are. An indication directly from K that you and JC are together and superior to the rest of us.

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Postby mere1975 » Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:04 am

maybe they were thinking it was a black jew.
No way! I think people would totally vote for Sammy Davis, Jr. if given the opportunity...

All a' y'all know you'd vote for Lenny Kravitz, too.

- Mere "'It Ain't Over til It's Over' era Lenny -- not 'Are You Gonna Go My Way' Lenny" 1975

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