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Postby Dogatron » Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:42 am

I dont think i've ever walked out of a movie. when i was actually going to te theater a lot I was pretty selective. i've turned off videos or flipped channels a lot, but can't remember the last one. if i pay for something and it's horrible i like to stick around... i like train wrecks on a big screen with good sound.

when is the last time you walked out on a movie?
Superbad after about 25 minutes.



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Postby mere1975 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:31 pm

It's only been in there for about 3 minutes, but I predict "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" (which I played for my nephew the other day, only to get 15 questions about what happened to the singer's leg again?)


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Postby squeezle » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:29 pm

not so much - from my point of view they are just mechanisms of social control.... same goes for santa claus and the whole toy/coal thing


should santa switch to a less polluting form of punishment?
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Postby ifihadahifi » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:45 pm

No. Santa kicks is old style. Always has. Always will.

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Postby monet2u » Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:24 pm

she'll be forced to be an elf, live at the north pole, and make christmas presents for all of the kids in the whole wide world...well this could be someone's hell :lol:




What's you're version of hell?

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Postby katie » Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:39 pm

being in a very enclosed space while someone tickles my feet, force-feeds me mushrooms and sushi, while playing creed albums on repeat. I WOULD RATHER DIE.

what is your idea of heaven?
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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Postby roach » Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:56 pm

being in a very enclosed space while someone tickles my feet, force-feeds me mushrooms and sushi, while playing creed albums on repeat. I WOULD RATHER DIE.

what is your idea of heaven?
where god lives. it's in the sky.

what smells better, babies or puppies?

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Postby Jan » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:19 pm

Babies. I'd have every dog in the world put on a big bonfire. Clowns and spiders would also be included.

Hook for a hand or a peg leg?

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Postby monet2u » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:29 pm

I'm gonna go with hook for the hand...that could be handy in snaring items from the floor or ripping out guts etc.



Do you ever pay for one movie and stay and watch another for free?

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Postby Dogatron » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:35 pm

Babies. I'd have every dog in the world put on a big bonfire.
I imagine that would smell pretty good.


I'd rather have a peg for a leg I think. Replaced with one of those sexy kangaroo-type legs that special olympic athletes sometimes run with.


***edit***

I think Dalya and I have done the movie thing once but can't remember which movie we saw instead


If you were God and were about to create humans, where would you put their genitals? (has to be different from where they are now)



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Postby ifihadahifi » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:43 pm

Yes and then some. My two best friends (they're my cousins) both worked at a theater in Sherman. There were days I'd show up with them, they'd wave me me and I'd watch 3 or 4 movies until they had completed their shifts. There's a good run from 1985 - 1987 where there's hardly a movie I haven't seen.

Most recently, about a month ago my wife and I almost pulled a fast one. We waw a cool foreign film and then right in the middle of it we devised a plan to catch an indie flick screening down the hall. I was all up for it but (fingers making quotes sign) "someone" got cold feet. :roll:


EDIT: to Dog's question... On our faces. Just because it would make for some interesting underwear

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Postby mere1975 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:10 pm

I think this counts:

Parking at our office building is notoriously difficult (but then, why wouldn't it be with 4,800 employees?)

They had blocked some rows up front for a meeting we knew had ended hours earlier. I insisted that my friend park there. She did not want to. I got all sassy, got the backseat passengers on my side, and we talked her into it.

Then as we celebrated our sweet parking spot, the security guard (who we knew) pulled up behind us, tapped on her window and asked her to move.
:evil:


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Postby Dogatron » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:40 pm

I think this counts:

Parking at our office building is notoriously difficult (but then, why wouldn't it be with 4,800 employees?)

They had blocked some rows up front for a meeting we knew had ended hours earlier. I insisted that my friend park there. She did not want to. I got all sassy, got the backseat passengers on my side, and we talked her into it.

Then as we celebrated our sweet parking spot, the security guard (who we knew) pulled up behind us, tapped on her window and asked her to move.
:evil:


Have you ever broken the law?
If so, fess up.

- Mere "don't say speeding" 1975
is sodomy still illegal in texas?



Ever looked at the planets through a telescope?


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p.s.
EDIT: to Dog's question... On our faces. Just because it would make for some interesting underwear
this made me laugh out loud.

interesting underwear indeed.


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Postby Irock » Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:37 pm

Yes, but not a good telescope, and just one planet in particular (Mars? Maybe one of it's moons?).

Also: sodomy between consenting adults is still on the books as illegal in Tx, but the supreme court overturned that law so it's unenforceable. So no.


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Postby monet2u » Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:48 pm

currently loving my PG Tips decaf but wishing it were full flavor. I'm so tired in the mornings.



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