Save Screech's House

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Save Screech's House

Postby James » Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:30 am

Yo La Tengo shoulf write a sequel to "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House"

At first I thought this was a joke, but the more I dig around in the website, the more it seems so very real. If it's fake, it's completely genius.
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:22 pm

I saw him on the news earlier today talking about it. It's for real, poor guy.
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Postby Phyllis » Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:54 pm

he could star in a reality tv show

i would watch it.
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Postby mere1975 » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:53 am

He was on Howard Stern this week, talking about this. It's real.

- Mere "apparently, he is also very well endowed, a fact I could have lived without" 1975

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Postby katie » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:48 am

poor guy. losing your house is bad enough, nevermind that you will always be remembered as screech.
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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Postby mr_j » Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:05 am

poor guy. losing your house is bad enough, nevermind that you will always be remembered as screech.
um...
life could be worse.
it could be much, much worse....

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ps. if phyl and you other teenyboppers have no idea what I'm talking about, we grown-ups ENVY YOU and you should THANK K RIGHT NOW that you don't!
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Postby monet2u » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:23 pm

poor guy. losing your house is bad enough, nevermind that you will always be remembered as screech.
um...
life could be worse.
it could be much, much worse....

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mister "HI! REMEMBER ME?!?!?" joseph

ps. if phyl and you other teenyboppers have no idea what I'm talking about, we grown-ups ENVY YOU and you should THANK K RIGHT NOW that you don't!
um I have no idea what you're talking about either.
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Postby mr_j » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:45 pm

im going to hell for posting this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkBxl8Cq-fI
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Postby Steveums » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:50 pm

ps. if phyl and you other teenyboppers have no idea what I'm talking about, we grown-ups ENVY YOU and you should THANK K RIGHT NOW that you don't!
WHEN WILL YOU TREAT US LIKE REAL PEOPLE

ps: i love how he is getting up from his computer to go and plug the entire bookshelf of information they're selling - stuff which could probably fit on a floppy disk even then.
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Postby mr_j » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:58 pm

ps. if phyl and you other teenyboppers have no idea what I'm talking about, we grown-ups ENVY YOU and you should THANK K RIGHT NOW that you don't!
WHEN WILL YOU TREAT US LIKE REAL PEOPLE

ps: i love how he is getting up from his computer to go and plug the entire bookshelf of information they're selling - stuff which could probably fit on a floppy disk even then.
think that commercial is bad? there were a number of them. and they ran ALL THE TIME on late-night tv and mtv

fun note: that's donavan freberg. his daddy's stan freberg. i didnt know that. I BET I WOULD HAVE IF I'D HAD THE ENCYCLOPEDIA!
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Postby Irock » Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:17 pm

I feel sooo sorry for people who's property value goes through the roof.

pfft. I'd cry all the way to the bank.
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Postby katie » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:25 pm

"i always wondered where my mandibula was" was a phrase i repeated AD NAUSEUM as a child. my parents hate that kid.
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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Postby aquaphase » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:17 pm

All this tells me is that Mr. Diamond did not manage his earnings very well. Not that I don't like the guy, but boo-fucking-hoo.

Now, of course, I am going to have to build a site to try and pay my mortgage.
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Postby brine » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:33 pm

Now, of course, I am going to have to build a site to try and pay my mortgage.
but you're not Dustin Diamond!
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Postby jbfromoc » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:36 pm

I wish that I learned about this sooner because I already gave my $15.00 donation to the:

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