Nah, one of my best girlfriends already is a freak and I don't even want to hear about it.
Ever had a couple try and pick you up at a party?
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(Darn it, I was going to respond that Roach can read Pocket Pig to find out what one girl in San Fran eats every day. She used to draw her meals on her little hand-held organizer. The site looks different now, versus when I read it a few years ago. She even went to England for a while, then got made redundant. That was the first time I'd heard that term in that manner.)
I don't drink much coffee these days because it messes up my stomach, but when I do, I get it on ice with soy milk and sweetener. I'm that idiot who loves flavored coffee with lots of cream/soy milk and sugar! Mmmmm.
Do you wear a robe around the house?
- Mere "only when it's cold in the house -- like 2 days per year" 1975
I don't drink much coffee these days because it messes up my stomach, but when I do, I get it on ice with soy milk and sweetener. I'm that idiot who loves flavored coffee with lots of cream/soy milk and sugar! Mmmmm.
Do you wear a robe around the house?
- Mere "only when it's cold in the house -- like 2 days per year" 1975
"You'll have to wait until my cameo in the next season for confirmation" - eebs
"I'm one of my favorite things!" - irock
I don't have any bunny slippers -- only fuzzy sock-type slippers. (Remember the time Phyllis said she was going to crochet/knit herself some shoes, and I said I have those, but I call them socks? I cracked myself up on that one.)
Approximately how often do people laugh at your jokes:
25%
50%
75%
or 100% of the time?
- Mere "between 50 and 75" 1975
Approximately how often do people laugh at your jokes:
25%
50%
75%
or 100% of the time?
- Mere "between 50 and 75" 1975
"You'll have to wait until my cameo in the next season for confirmation" - eebs
"I'm one of my favorite things!" - irock
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no. but my nails could be.
favorite cliche?
favorite cliche?
dread stuff
NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY
[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.
NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY
[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.
fave local cliche:
"mm mm, it's collllllder 'n frog bellies out thar"
fave cliche i've never heard anyone use and i'm glad:
"if ifs and buts where candy and nuts, every day would be Christmas"
fave cliche i actually use every day:
"can't hurt, might help"
Q: If you could live anywhere, money no object, where would it be?
"mm mm, it's collllllder 'n frog bellies out thar"
fave cliche i've never heard anyone use and i'm glad:
"if ifs and buts where candy and nuts, every day would be Christmas"
fave cliche i actually use every day:
"can't hurt, might help"
Q: If you could live anywhere, money no object, where would it be?
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