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[ifihadahifi]

Nope. There's no such thing as luck. Only math.

(BTW, the fancy pants american/Joan Crawford accent is called Intercontinental.)


Do you think you can mathmatically jinx yourself by talking about it?

[Irock]

EDIT: No, I don't believe in Math.


No, I've got a big fat mouth and when I get excited about something I'll babble about it to nearly anyone.

OMIKAY it's so effing cute, I love the wrap-around driveway, you can barbeque there or play basketball or just drink a bunch, yea! Also yea for cute little columns and a big awesome tree in the front!

Is it normal that I get way more excited about my friends buying houses than I do about them having babies?

[ifihadahifi]

Mathmatically there are more babies than there are houses in this world.
So it makes sense, what you do.

Think they'll kill anyone off on LOST tonight?

[roach]

i hope, i like a good killing off.

who was your favorite killing off/near killing off?


ro"LOST HIJACK!"ach

[ifihadahifi]

Charlie's was pretty cool.

What will you eat while watching LOST tonight?

hi-nobody'sgettingoffthisride!-fi

[katie]

oh shit that reminds me, i need to go to the grocery store. maybe i'll make guacamole if avocados aren't a thousand dollars each.

what's one expensive food you love?

[roach]

STEAKS!

going to the movie theater to watch lost overdoing it?

[aquaphase]

yes, because then you can't pause and back it up for the 10,000 times you are going to need to for tonight's episode.

Do you think they'll bring Charlie back tonight?

[monet2u]

from the deas? no, only jebus can do that.





what time do you start work?

[mere1975]

EDIT - Love the house! Hope you get it!

8:00 a.m. CST, but let's be honest -- 8:24 a.m. CST with a coffee in my hand, so yeah, I was running late and I still went to get coffee. . . I was bringing it in around 9 a.m. when I was still at Citi, with a two-hour lunch. Sigh. Were those the good old days??

That wasn't my question.

Is it wrong of me to use the handicapped stall in the ladies' room?

- Mere "I am freakish about bumping into the walls and the 'trash' box" 1975

[Irock]

Nah, I don't think it's 'wrong,' unless there are a bunch of people in your office that are handicapped and have to wait for you to finish. But your reasons might be a little phobic.

There's a sign in the bathroom at my office that tells ppl to wash their hands at least 30 seconds, then use a paper napkin to open the door and throw the napkin away outside the restroom. Hardly anyone washes that long (or washes with soap), but more than half the ladies use the napkin.

Pick your question:

Isn't the napkin thing overkill?
Are these ladies just doing the napkin thing for show (or if you like, for fear people with think they're 'dirty')?

[sam]

The napkin thing is mostly overkill, especially when you run water over your hands only long enough to rinse the soap off. That isn't exactly washing.

How many timelines can a story split into before your head explodes?

[roach]

2.1.
2 is very very very annoyingly close but it will be explained so i tap into my patience bag.


you think john terry is a total twat for banging his friend's/ex teammate's ex-girl/baby-momma and having her abort his baby?

[Irock]

I don't know who that is or how it went down but I'm gonna go with 'no,' and say that unless this woman is a victim of abuse or some kind of will-less zombie, her abortion was her decision.

Have you heard about the Focus on the Family Prolife Superbowl commercial controversy?

[eebs]

Not until I just googled it.

Do people actually watch the adverts when the Superbowl's on?

(I'd be heading to the fridge / bathroom etc)