dear sybil,

[katie]

please let phyllis skip school on friday to come to the texas state fair with us. it will be a cultural experience for her. she will learn a lot about crafts and pigs with giant balls and what happens when you put a very white irish girl from massachusets in the hot texas sun for twelve hours. this would also put you in the "coolest mom EVAR" category (as if you weren't there already [/asskiss]).

ka"school will be there forever, but i'm only around for four days"tie

[Sybil]

Well, I guess it would be okay. Just assure me that there will be vast quantities of fried foods consumed and minimal amounts of adult beverages. Phyllis is underage, you know. I wouldn't want anyone in jail for contributing to the delinquency (yes, Roach, I'm talking to you).

Hot Texas sun? It's October, girl! Best month ever. Kinda like summer in Massachusetts, so now that I think of it, better bring sunscreen.

Y'all have fun, and don't miss the parade and the fireworks. Marine Corps band, best uniforms in the armed services.

Sybil

[katie]

i will personally buy phyllis some deep-fried coke. i have already promised her this. in fact, rounds of deep-fried coke for EVERYONE!

i am packing my spf 60 sunscreen. it's a giant vat. i am very, very, very disgustingly pale. my driving arm kinda got some color this summer but other than that i am pasty.

thanks so much for allowing this. i am very excited for some phyllis time. we are besties, after all. <3

[Phyllis]

we are besties, after all. <3

awwwshucks grrrl<3

thanks, ma!

[roach]

contributing to the delinquency (yes, Roach, I'm talking to you).

Y'all have fun, and don't miss the parade and the fireworks. Marine Corps band

despite what I seem, I will never contribute to a minor(knowingly), i don't need the head ache of a drunken underager.(it's actually more than that, but I'm trying to keep my fun loving image alive)

and the marine corp band is one of the main reasons to go, right behind that fat ass pig and his HUGE balls.


ro"PETTING ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"ach



ps. i have a ticket for her.

edit:
pss. can you really trust a yankee???

[katie]

edit:
pss. can you really trust a yankee???

i guess you won't know until you find out. TRUST!

[Sybil]

ps. i have a ticket for her.

Awww, you're so sweet! Thank you.

Sybil

[Irock]

I didn't even know there was a parade.

[monet2u]

I didn't even know there was a parade.

does that mean you were very much aware of the big ass pig with big ass balls?

[mr_j]

i am picturing a scene like this, for some reason:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pw5_V9su3Q[/youtube]

[Irock]

I didn't even know there was a parade.

does that mean you were very much aware of the big ass pig with big ass balls?

Good one.
But it probably has more to do with the fact that I hate the fair and haven't been in about 15 years. I really should give it another chance one day.
But not this year.