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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:29 pm

I know you've put a whole lot of time and effort into this "anthropological medicine" hobby or whatever it is of yours. But have you ever considered a more traditional education?

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Postby roach » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:35 pm

do you work outside the home?

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Postby squeezle » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:44 pm

oh for fuck's sake


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Postby mere1975 » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:59 am

I'm gonna go there for my MRS degree!

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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:35 am

I'm gonna go there for my MRS degree!

- Mere "find me a man who'll keep me up to my ruffled collar in SImplicity patterns" 1975
You could start with this one.

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Postby Irock » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:49 am

That article reads like satire. I love that only women can take that course of study.

Since they fired the only woman who taught except for the seminary president's wife, I guess men will have to teach the courses, which makes sense actually... Wonder if they'll have elective courses in BJs. Oh, that's probably just extra credit.


Oh, while we're on the topic, I ran across Above Rubies a while back. A women's ministry - for women, by women, on how to be a good woman, support on how to follow God's plan for you, which is to b a wife and mother. "Interesting articles" such as "Submission - How Does It Work?," "A Pool Or A Baby?" "Is There A Better Word Than Kids?" and "Breastfeeding God's Way"

Not trying to set Squeezle or anyone else off but the site kind of fascinated me. It's full of horror stories about peoples lives being "ruined" by birth control and tubal ligations / vasectomies... And this one, 101 Reasons To Have [An Unlimited Number Of] Children. Great reasons, like "We still have an empty seat in our van, and we'd like to fill it!" It really still kinda trips me out there there are so many women out there that think this way.

It's great to know that women are so capable though - we sure can pick up the slack and oppress each other when the men folk are out workin!
"There are many fish in the sea, Maria. But you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace." ~Walter Matthau

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Postby squeezle » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:07 pm

Oh, while we're on the topic, I ran across Above Rubies a while back. A women's ministry - for women, by women, on how to be a good woman, support on how to follow God's plan for you, which is to b a wife and mother. "Interesting articles" such as "Submission - How Does It Work?," "A Pool Or A Baby?" "Is There A Better Word Than Kids?" and "Breastfeeding God's Way"
I've seen it, it is just so awful that all i can do is laugh. The professor I work with uses that website in one of her women's studies courses.
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Postby mere1975 » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:56 pm

"I'll have more babies to nurse and therefore less risk of breast cancer."
I wonder if the American Cancer Society recommends having a litter of babies as a means of breast cancer prevention.


"There will be more people to pay for the aged's social security benefits."
How thoughtful!


"To prevent menses and enjoy the nursing hormones of prolactin and oxytocin. My most enjoyable and peaceful times are during the absence of menses during pregnancy To give a sweet testimony to a lost world."
WTF? Lost world??


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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:54 pm

"Babies are a lot more entertaining than TV."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf3nFz4xzNE[/youtube]

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Postby Tracy » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:37 am

"I'll have more babies to nurse and therefore less risk of breast cancer."
I wonder if the American Cancer Society recommends having a litter of babies as a means of breast cancer prevention.

"To prevent menses and enjoy the nursing hormones of prolactin and oxytocin. My most enjoyable and peaceful times are during the absence of menses during pregnancy To give a sweet testimony to a lost world."
WTF? Lost world??


- Mere "the bad thing about the internet is that you can't scream back at it" 1975
I was a La Leche League Leader for over ten years and, thankfully, I never heard those in my meetings. Women brought all kinds of opinions to meetings and I had to keep the focus on breastfeeding and off of religion, home birthing, vegetarianism, pro-life, pro-choice, and all those other off-topic subjects that LLL was NOT about. Some times, some places that was not so easy.

While there is some truth to both of those particular statements, I'm not sure about the "sweet testimony to a lost world" part. :roll:

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