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ROOMIES!

Postby NerfHerder » Thu May 24, 2007 3:09 am

One house. Three bedrooms. The kid who has the largest room will be moving to another house next year and so the other two are squabbling over who will get the larger room.

Roomie #1: I was in Spain while the other two were moving in and therefore had last pick of the rooms. Therefore, I should get first pick for next year. I go to bed pretty early now (11:30-midnight) but claim that I will stay up later next year. I don't want people smoking marijuana in my room but am fine with them doing it anywhere else in the house. My furniture would fit in the smaller of the two rooms but it would be a tight squeeze and would fit so much better in the large room. I don't have the ultimate taste in music but I have an open mind and often let people pick what music they want to hear if I have it.

Roomie #2: It doesn't matter what order you picked last year. This room, being the largest, it is the room everyone hangs out in and will continue to be next year. I stay up really late (3:00-4:00), much more conducive to the constant hanging out that occurs in college. People can smoke as many bowls as they want in the room. My furniture would not be as cumbersome and would provide even more opportunity for comfortable seating via other couches and such. I think I have a really good taste in music and will listen to suggestions, but will most likely play what I want.

Pretty even or is either being selfish?
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Postby guseldorph » Thu May 24, 2007 5:42 am

sounds like its time for a race AROUND THE WORLD!

that's how everything should be settled.
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Postby Sybil » Thu May 24, 2007 10:15 am

As a completely unbiased arbitrator, I think Nerf should get the largest bedroom, and the rest can do their "hanging out" in the living room.

And uh, yeah, there should be no pot smoking for anyone, especially when company comes to visit from out of state.

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Postby Dogatron » Thu May 24, 2007 11:04 am

roomie 2 should get it imo. if roomie 1 gets it he's the only one to get a better room whereas if roomie 2 gets it then roomie 1 also benefits by getting roomie 2's old, bigger room.
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Postby Phyllis » Thu May 24, 2007 12:53 pm

And uh, yeah, there should be no pot smoking for anyone, especially when company comes to visit from out of state.
yes, uh, i agree.

give the room to the number one guy. number two is a douche.
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Postby Irock » Thu May 24, 2007 12:57 pm

roomie 2 should get it imo. if roomie 1 gets it he's the only one to get a better room whereas if roomie 2 gets it then roomie 1 also benefits by getting roomie 2's old, bigger room.
I agree.

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Postby Jan » Thu May 24, 2007 1:10 pm

This is the sort of dilemma that can only be sorted out with naked wrestling.

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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Thu May 24, 2007 3:39 pm

I propose an amalgamation of the race around the world and the naked wrestling, i.e. whoever is arrested for streaking last gets first choice.

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Postby katie » Thu May 24, 2007 5:16 pm

i think #2 should get it. #1 seems like the douche to me. (come on, it's college - pot smoking happens.) they are both being selfish, but that's not the point. if you have a bit of a party house, it seems like the better idea, but i agree, what's the deal with the living room?
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Postby eebs » Thu May 24, 2007 6:57 pm

I think roomie #3 will wait until roomie 1 and 2 are trying to kick each others asses and claim the room for themselves. 8)

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Postby roach » Thu May 24, 2007 8:01 pm

take a shit in whichever room you want. bam. Your room.

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Postby monet2u » Thu May 24, 2007 8:24 pm

take a shit in whichever room you want. bam. Your room.
you are SO univited to visit :P :lol:

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Postby NerfHerder » Thu May 24, 2007 8:24 pm

And uh, yeah, there should be no pot smoking for anyone, especially when company comes to visit from out of state.
Oh yes, you're certainly right. There will be absolutely none of that. I promise.
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Postby monet2u » Thu May 24, 2007 8:26 pm

And uh, yeah, there should be no pot smoking for anyone, especially when company comes to visit from out of state.
Oh yes, you're certainly right. There will be absolutely none of that. I promise.
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side note...I didn't read the situation cuz it felt like math class...if train A leaves from the station at...train B arrives when? I hate the maths

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Postby roach » Thu May 24, 2007 9:58 pm

take a shit in whichever room you want. bam. Your room.
you are SO univited to visit :P :lol:

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