Name my dog.

sam · Postby **sam** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:59 pm

I had a friend in college whose cat had a dark brown nose, his name was Shitnose.

ChrisLovesYou · Postby **ChrisLovesYou** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:29 pm

asshole face

why do you hate

KathrynTheGreat · Postby **KathrynTheGreat** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:15 pm

Bo Nerr.

Irock · Postby **Irock** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:47 pm

Darth Cheney.

NerfHerder · Postby **NerfHerder** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:24 pm

Garfunkel.

mr_j · Postby **mr_j** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:29 pm

i nominate 'Bitch'

this works on so many levels:
1. you get to swear without swearing
2. you get to confuse the dog's gender identity
3. you get to imitate Dave Chappelle's Rick James imitation if you so desire
4. you get to have a dog named bitch!

if that doesn't work, name him "stains." just imagine the fun:

'CHRIS, YOU LEFT STAINS ON MY BED AGAIN!"

or

"MOM, HAVE YOU SEEN STAINS?"
"YES, ON YOUR BED, AS ALWAYS!"

mere1975 · Postby **mere1975** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:55 am

So?

Have you decided?

And photos, bleeeeeease!

- Mere "did you pick Carlos? Suh-may-jay?" 1975

Rebecca · Postby **Rebecca** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:41 am

I know a dog named Hammer. I like that name.

Rebecca · Postby **Rebecca** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:22 pm

He's a 8-week-old Rhodesian ridgeback without a ridge.

I thought a Vizsla was a Rhodesian Ridgeback without a ridge?

monet2u · Postby **monet2u** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:33 pm

I'm guessing the dog is going to be nameless since we've given chris tons of great name suggestions (well at least mine were great

) and he hasn't picked one yet.

ChrisLovesYou · Postby **ChrisLovesYou** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:54 pm

I got my digital camera back but now we don't get him until Saturday.

For some reason we're stuck on names of historic leaders. Churchill, Clinton, Roosevelt, Diefenbaker.

monet2u · Postby **monet2u** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:28 pm

clinton is a good choice, especially if your dog is a stud.

Dalya · Postby **Dalya** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:51 pm

koopa

i like that one

also reminds me of my brother's dog, kuda (as in barracuda).

Dalya · Postby **Dalya** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:58 pm

name him carnegie!!!!!

i think its funny to get several dogs and name them in a theme. for example, a supremely gay man or stupid woman might name them all after actresses. you could name yours after historical figures. or you could name them after pharoahs. ramses, tut, etc. rhyming names coud be funny and would confuse the dogs. i'd name my dogs put-downs. bitch, moron, fatass, 4-eyes, etc.

funny name for child or dog:
granola

sam · Postby **sam** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:53 am

koopa
i like that one

also reminds me of my brother's dog, kuda (as in barracuda).

I had a friend whose dog's name was Rocco, short for Morocco.

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