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Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:54 pm**

Maybe she has more of the CRAZY than I realized.

From Perez/TMZ/People/heard it on the radio:

One of the most memorable -- and hated -- finalists from "Project Runway" is behind bars right now for allegedly fashioning a weapon out of a living, breathing, meowing cat ... and firing it at her ex-fiance!

Kenley Collins -- the trash-talking, third place loser from P.R. Season 5 -- was arrested in a Brooklyn home early yesterday morning, after the D.A. claims she attacked her sleeping ex-fiance with anything she could get her hands on -- including a cat, a laptop, several apples and finally ... water. It's like a design challenge turned violent!

It's unclear what started the fight, but according to legal papers Kenley told her ex, "You're lucky ... it could've been a lot worse."

Kenley was arrested and charged with six crimes -- including 2nd degree assault, 3rd degree assault and criminal possession of a weapon in the 4th degree.

No word on when Kenley is set to be released from jail.

- Mere "you can be mad, but don't be mean to the CAT" 1975

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:39 am**

no one with bettie bangs is sane, trufax.

ka"good thing it wasn't my cat"tie

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:28 pm**

As previously posted, Project Runway's Kenley Collins assaulted her now ex-fiancé with a cat yesterday and was arrested. She says: "It was a miscommunication. Fights happen, and that's that."

I love how some crazies get all indignant when they're called on it, like, "bish please, everyone's got a tin foil hat."

I want to know how she got a hold of the cat though, because if there's a fight going on, my cat's smart enough to leave the room. Maybe the cat was crazy too.

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:40 pm**

shit, if squeezle and I fought I'd totally wield one of the cats as a weapon. That's just good odds.

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:37 pm**

except those are squeezle's cats so your ass is grass.

Yeah Kenley is a superfreak and I don't mean in a Rick James sort of way.

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