More like America's Got Too Much Time On It's Hands.
So, mostly they suck, and the show is soooooo God damned slow - two losers, commercial break - two more, commercial break - one loser, Hoff goes into a homophobe tizzy, commercial break...
I've been forced to sit through it for three weeks because a friend of mine is in the top 20. Cas Haley was on last night and the judges loved him. He's the signer for Woodbelly, who I've mentioned occasionally.
I know I should hve posted this yesterday so everyone could watch, guess I'd be a shitty publicist. He'll be on again though. Anywhoo, did anybody watch last night?
p.s. Hell's Kitchen? Aaron's a total faker. He faints whenever there's work to do. Douche nozzle.
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:59 pm
by aquaphase
Squeezle is pretty hooked on America's Got Talent. We plodded through last night's debacle (Hoff is so homophobic that he has to be gay) and really enjoyed Cas Haley. He's got a damn fine voice.
I love that they noted Woodbelly as a "Dallas Observer Music Award-winning" band, like they got there first. The write-up the Observer did for that award essentially made fun of them. They called Woodbelly "a trio of panda-shaped crackers."
It was pretty funny
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:12 pm
by monet2u
David Hasseldork is a no rhythm, drunk idiot.
but your friend is good.
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:49 pm
by ChrisLovesYou
David Hasselhoff is fucking awesome, and his SHOCKING DRUNK VIDEO only proves his dramatic range as an actor.
DAD THE DOCTOR IS GOING TO COME IN THE MORNING AND IF YOU HAVE ANY ALCOHOL IN YOUR BLOOD YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE YOUR JOB.
Yeah. Uh-huh. (licks hamburger off the floor)
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:53 pm
by monet2u
you're just too young to know the difference chris...not to mention canadian.
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:05 am
by ChrisLovesYou
Canada's Got Talent. We invented pablum and synthesizers.
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:34 am
by Tracy
I watched.
He was good AND he seemed like a really nice guy. I was glad they put him through to the next round.
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:53 am
by Sybil
I happened to be flipping channels just at the right time to catch Cass Haley's performance - funny looking guy, great performer.
But they'll have to do a whole lot better to beat out "Britain's Got Talent". Paul Potts! Here's the You Tube link for anyone who's been living under a rock and hasn't heard of this guy. Oh, yeah, and check out the background music during the opening, you might recognize it. *wink, wink*
Missed AGT... not that I've been watching it really. But here he is on Youtube.
Listen carefully to the asshat at 1:06. "He gets an E for effort."
For those of you outside of the Dallas/Ft Worth area... you hear all that jibber-jabber? That's at every fucking show in Dallas. I know this is probably a cafe or bar... but even the music venues sound like this.
I freaking hate it.
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:56 pm
by monet2u
I happened to be flipping channels just at the right time to catch Cass Haley's performance - funny looking guy, great performer.
But they'll have to do a whole lot better to beat out "Britain's Got Talent". Paul Potts! Here's the You Tube link for anyone who's been living under a rock and hasn't heard of this guy. Oh, yeah, and check out the background music during the opening, you might recognize it. *wink, wink*
not only have I never heard of Paul Potts, I didn't realize britian has one of these "shows" too.
I'm not a fan of opera, but I suppose he sounded pretty good. He really could use to work on his facial expressions...he's really only got one...constipated.
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:46 pm
by James
I happened to be flipping channels just at the right time to catch Cass Haley's performance - funny looking guy, great performer.
But they'll have to do a whole lot better to beat out "Britain's Got Talent". Paul Potts! Here's the You Tube link for anyone who's been living under a rock and hasn't heard of this guy. Oh, yeah, and check out the background music during the opening, you might recognize it. *wink, wink*
not only have I never heard of Paul Potts, I didn't realize britian has one of these "shows" too.
I'm not a fan of opera, but I suppose he sounded pretty good. He really could use to work on his facial expressions...he's really only got one...constipated.
Britain always has it first, especially when Simon Cowell is involved.
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:51 pm
by Jan
Canada's Got Talent. We invented pablum and synthesizers.