what to do

Phyllis · Postby **Phyllis** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:54 pm

earlier i was in my room, sitting in bed watching celebrity poker and i just happened to look over and see a wasp as big as my face on my window. i have a phobia of insects. flying stinging ones in particular. so i freaked out and ran away and shut the door behind me like the scared little girl that i am.

this happened a while ago so i have no idea where it is in my room right now. i've been thinking about what i should do to get rid of it all day and then i was like "duh, ask the internet"

so should i

a) wait for my mom to get home and let her kill it

b) try to kill it myself (i really don't like this choice)

c) avoid my room for a couple of days and hope it dies on its own

i hope i don't have to resort to c but i'd rather do that than b. and no, setting it free is not a choice because all wasps deserve a painful death.

Steveums · Postby **Steveums** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:34 pm

totally A

Irock · Postby **Irock** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:42 pm

I always just wait for them to die (or almost die, so they're way slow and I can get them with the flyswatter), but they never get trapped in my room... so I'll vote A too.

froggorino · Postby **froggorino** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:55 pm

B. and revel in the personal triumph of conquering your fear.

jbfromoc · Postby **jbfromoc** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:55 pm

First I would go to this website:

http://www.prosprayer.com/

Then I would order this product (with your mom's credit card):

Next, I would dress up like this to trick the wasp into thinking you're just a harmless little bee girl:

Then I would pick option A.

Jan · Postby **Jan** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:01 pm

I suggest B, conquer yr fear!

...Unless it was a really big wasp, then you will have to burn the house down, just in case.

Irock · Postby **Irock** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:03 pm

JBFEERWERC gave me an idea! Buy this instead. Actually, buy that thing he posted AND this:

The Sharper Image: protecting fussy people from bugs and air for nearly 30 years!

eebs · Postby **eebs** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:10 pm

before you grab the matches, suggest you find this album and play track 1 as loud as you can.

then wander in to your room with a heavy magazine for cover, open all the windows and shoo the wasp out.

mere1975 · Postby **mere1975** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:51 pm

before you grab the matches, suggest you find this album and play track 1 as loud as you can.

Audio courage???

P, next time you have a wasp, call me and I'll swat it down with 0% fear.

As long as I can call you if I see a roach (when I will have 100% fear.)

- Mere "my niece used to say 'wapps' and it was really cute" 1975

Postby **aquaphase** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:03 pm

As long as I can call you if I see a roach (when I will have 100% fear.)

He scares me some days as well.

(Ya had to see that one coming)

monet2u · Postby **monet2u** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:48 pm

As long as I can call you if I see a roach (when I will have 100% fear.)
He scares me some days as well.

(Ya had to see that one coming)

yeah he can "appear" scary, but really he's just misunderstood.

oh yeah miss p, get a can of raid and enter the room....if you see the wasp...SPRAY

Rebecca · Postby **Rebecca** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:41 pm

Get a shoe in one hand and a can of Raid in the other hand and show that wasp who's boss!

Sybil · Postby **Sybil** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:43 am

I think we should just let the wasp die of natural causes. What kind of life expectancy does a wasp have anyway - 2 days?

Sybil

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