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Shakira.


Take your bizarre, quivery voice and fake, synthesized trumpets and go away.

- Mere "or just let people take pictures of you, because I know you're pretty -- but why do you have to be on the radio and then get stuck in my head?" 1975

Brangelina:



However, you should be commended for all of the charitable work that you're doing for the children in Africa.

Shakira.


Take your bizarre, quivery voice and fake, synthesized trumpets and go away.

- Mere "or just let people take pictures of you, because I know you're pretty -- but why do you have to be on the radio and then get stuck in my head?" 1975

THANK YOU. they play "my hips don't lie" eight thousand times on the radio. is it really necessary?

i wish my brother's friends would go away.

one of them is over right now and he is hogging my tv and being an asshat.

Why must you keep teasing us? I thought you were gone when Glitter came out... Then after that I didn't hear anythign for a while... Now you've invaded my home hocking soft drinks. When will you ever please just go away for good???

On behalf of the Horny Men Society, I resent the comments on this thread.

And on behalf of C-dog, I resent more people haven’t sent be their address for Summer Mix Oh Six.

jefransny@gmail.com

squirrels and earwigs.






(and Madonna; she has the staying power of a Volvo.)

Why must you keep teasing us? I thought you were gone when Glitter came out... Then after that I didn't hear anythign for a while... Now you've invaded my home hocking soft drinks. When will you ever please just go away for good???

is she fat now? i mean if she is that's cool, i'm just sayin?

no she's lost a fair amount of weight...on her morsel diet...anytime she wanted to eat...she only ate a morsel.

Why must you keep teasing us? I thought you were gone when Glitter came out... Then after that I didn't hear anythign for a while... Now you've invaded my home hocking soft drinks. When will you ever please just go away for good???

is she fat now? i mean if she is that's cool, i'm just sayin?

That's what happens when you turn 62.

On an aside, I need to talk to my mailman. My mexico friend is using my address for certain American things because she doesn't trust the mexican mail system. Of these American things is the Mariah fanclub info, Mariah tickets to her dallas show and crap magazines like Marie Claire... I swear, Mr Mailman, it's for a friend.

no she's lost a fair amount of weight...on her morsel diet...anytime she wanted to eat...she only ate a morsel.

I have been on the Nestle Tollhouse Morsel diet for a while now, and I haven't lost a single pound.
Hmmmph.

- Mere "" 1975

that's sweeet!

Why must you keep teasing us? I thought you were gone when Glitter came out... Then after that I didn't hear anythign for a while... Now you've invaded my home hocking soft drinks. When will you ever please just go away for good???

I forgot what I was going to say cause all of a sudden I craved a Pepsi.

Dear Mariah

I used to love your music. But its sucked every since Glitter. Please lose your voice, stop recording, but keep looking hot and posing for pictures....preferably nude. Thank you.

Play-Doh

Brangelina:

Timothy?

I forgot what I was going to say cause all of a sudden I craved a Pepsi.

Dear Mariah

I used to love your music. But its sucked every since Glitter. Please lose your voice, stop recording, but keep looking hot and posing for pictures....preferably nude. Thank you.

Play-Doh

She already has lost her voice, as is evident by all the music she's been putting out lately.