Kathy Griffin, I Don't Understand You

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Kathy Griffin, I Don't Understand You

Postby NerfHerder » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:47 am

Whenever someone laughs at one of your jokes (and I mean like REALLY laughs -- a guffaw and not just a chuckle) I hate them forever.

Your humor is brash, which is not a bad thing alone. But I do not enjoy your comedy and therefore your brashness seems like an exclamation point to an extremely poor sentence. (e.g. I like carrots better when they are ripe!)

Why do you continually paint yourself as a loser? I know most comics are self-depricating but you seem to take it to the extreme somehow. Even if you are not and never will be an A-lister, do you have to whine about it so much? It only makes your life seem pitiful and each subsequent appearance as you trying to milk money out of the dumbass public who actually enjoy your jokes. If you sell yourself short so often, people are going to eventually agree with you. And you might start to agree with yourself as well.

You were on Celebrity Mole.

Bravo is the only network that will even touch you anymore.

Is everyone else just waiting for Kathy Griffin to fade away quickly and quietly? To wake up one morning in 2007 and realize you haven't heard anything out of Kathy Griffen's mouth and have a great day because of it?

Or do people actually like her? Fans, explain why. I'll fight/debate you.
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Postby Phyllis » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:49 am

DON'T FALL FOR IT, GUYS. IT'S A TRAP.
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Postby NerfHerder » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:51 am

Shall we skip the part where Chris posts a picture of Admiral Ackbar and learn some Truths?
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Postby Kristen » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:52 am

STUDY BITCH. STUUUUUUUUUDY
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Postby Kristen » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:54 am

P.S. MAVS WOOOOOOOOON.
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Postby NerfHerder » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:01 am

Would you want to study this:

Chapter 16
KEY POINTS:
1. In developing a theory of short-run economic fluctuations, Keynes proposed the theory of liquidity preference to explain the determinants of the interest rate. According to this theory, the interest rate adjusts to balance the supply and demand for money.

2. An increase in the price level raises money demand and increases the interest rate that brings the money market into equilibrium. Because the interest rate represents the cost of borrowing, a higher interest rate reduces investment and, thereby, the quantity of goods and services demanded. The downward-sloping aggregate-demand curve expresses this negative relationship between the price level and aggregate quantity demanded.

3. Policymakers can influence aggregate demand with monetary policy. An increase in the money supply reduces the equilibrium interest rate for any given price level. Because a lower interest rate stimulates investment spending, the aggregate-demand curve shifts to the right. Conversely, a decrease in the money supply raises the equilibrium interest rate for any given price level and shifts the aggregate demand curve to the left.

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Postby Kristen » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:04 am

Would you want to study this:

Chapter 16
KEY POINTS:
1. In developing a theory of short-run economic fluctuations, Keynes proposed the theory of liquidity preference to explain the determinants of the interest rate. According to this theory, the interest rate adjusts to balance the supply and demand for money.

2. An increase in the price level raises money demand and increases the interest rate that brings the money market into equilibrium. Because the interest rate represents the cost of borrowing, a higher interest rate reduces investment and, thereby, the quantity of goods and services demanded. The downward-sloping aggregate-demand curve expresses this negative relationship between the price level and aggregate quantity demanded.

3. Policymakers can influence aggregate demand with monetary policy. An increase in the money supply reduces the equilibrium interest rate for any given price level. Because a lower interest rate stimulates investment spending, the aggregate-demand curve shifts to the right. Conversely, a decrease in the money supply raises the equilibrium interest rate for any given price level and shifts the aggregate demand curve to the left.
are you kidding me? that kindof talk makes me want to strip down to my undies and run down the streets sharing it with everyone.
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Postby NerfHerder » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:07 am

You've got the right idea about college but your motivations are all wrong.
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Postby Phyllis » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:07 am

you lost me after the word 'chapter'

anyway, on topic

I LOVE KATHY GRIFFIN MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.
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Postby Kristen » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:09 am

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE KATHY GRIFFIN.
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Postby NerfHerder » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:12 am

That's fine.

But WHY? That's all I want to know.
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Postby Phyllis » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:15 am

oh yonkey

you don't have to have a reason for evrythin'
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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:10 pm

I would drink Kathy Griffin's bath water.

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Postby Irock » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:31 pm

If Family Guy can take the time to make fun of her, that's good enough for me.

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Postby froggorino » Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:17 pm

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE KATHY GRIFFIN.
step one: get some really stupid lookin bangs


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