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had a dream last night that the grim reaper from family guy touched me and was all, "did ya get that?" and for the rest of the dream i walked around sad that i was going to miss all my peeps upon my iminent death.

anyone?

time to watch less Family Guy and more Robot Chicken

I dreamnt about Janet Dickenson.

Edit: That's Janice Dickinson.

TALK ABOUT A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!




(Hey froggy! Been missing your wit.)

(Hey froggy! Been missing your wit.)

Me, too.

Are you Mrs. Seabass yet?

- Mere "or is it Mrs. C. Bas?" 1975

(Hey froggy! Been missing your wit.)

Me, too.

Are you Mrs. Seabass yet?

- Mere "or is it Mrs. C. Bas?" 1975

whoa! heya. just saw this. been missing youz too. been busy like super busy. kinda ugly busy.

and no -- i wanted to wait until my sister could come from oregon. she was slated for may, but had to deal with the court crap from this car accident she was in forever ago. so now we are looking at august. hopefully we will have the back deck built by then.

frog"on top of work, who knew that a fifth grade graduation was such a big production?"gy

I had a dream I was dating a young Troy Aikman. Whaddaya think it means??

I thought Troy Aikman was gay or did I hear that from the same guy who told me about Richard Gere and "Fudgie The Gerbil"?

yesterday I worked with my dad at my uncles house and he was welding a lot of stuff and so when i was falling asleep i kept seeing sparks fly at me and then i'd jump and wake up and then i had a dream that i told people they could come over and then i realized my room was a wreck and so i started shoving stuff into my closet but it wouldnt all fit and i was freaking out.


you dont have any idea how hard it was to remember that.

I dreamt the nieghbors put all their junky furniture in my yard and set it on fire.
And after I called the police, who wouldn't believe me, I saw Peter Pan dead on my parkway and was afraid I would get blamed.

I dreamt about having some new socks and it was really nice and they were the comfiest socks ever, and then I woke up and my feet were nice and cosy.

I dreamt that my boss made me shave my mustache. I couldn't catch the hairs and I kept knicking myself. . . and I just kept thinking I would always have to shave now, and I hadn't done it in 31 years, why start shaving?

- Mere "Frida Kahlo" 1975

steveums was here. we were pulling out the drywall and plaster in the walls of my house and talking about what we found in there. there were lots of animal eggs, for some reason. he took good care of those babies.

frog"mere ain't got no stache!"gy

steveums was here. we were pulling out the drywall and plaster in the walls of my house and talking about what we found in there. there were lots of animal eggs, for some reason. he took good care of those babies.

frog"mere ain't got no stache!"gy