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Saw this on a Web site I frequent (dsvd.org) --

Internship: Record Label Assistant
Dallas based independent record label looking for a Street Team Coordinator / Label Assistant as a part-time intern. Must be over 18, have access to transportation, and have some general music industry knowledge. We are looking for candidates interested in gaining valuable experience in the following areas: Street Teams, Artist Support, MySpace Community Development and Support, Web Site Development and Support, Retail Support, Label Administration Candidates will also serve as liaison for company with Soundscan Be an A&R resource for the company, review demos and attend shows Develop and pitch new ideas for company growth, contribute honest opinions This intern/consultant position with tremendous growth potential. It is a huge opportunity to learn and grow into a full employment situation. Please reply with attached resume to: Emma Vernon at ev@halogenconsulting.com

ooo a slave job. erm I mean WOOOO record industry intern.

hmmm. I might just go for it. Maybe I can teach them something.

Reading 'MySpace Community Development' made me laugh so hard milk shot out my nose. Only I haven't drank milk yet today, so, yeah, it was mostly snot. And blood.

hmmm. I might just go for it.

. . .in your spare time. . .

- Mere "what spare time?" 1975

internships are great. after they're done and you see what contacts you made. during the internship, however, they are usually not so great. sometimes "arts administration intern" means moving an actor out of his apartment or moving costumes out of a 100 degree attic in the middle of summer.

hmmm. I might just go for it.

. . .in your spare time. . .

- Mere "what spare time?" 1975

I meant FULL time.